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Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
This whole conversation reminds me of when I told my gay dad Beiber was hot. He just shook his head. He's an old fashioned guy and thinks Burt Reynolds is handsome.
 
Red_Lion _

Red_Lion _

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If nothing else Bieber ain't ripe yet and he needs about ten years and a lot more body hair.

I am just old and southern enough to know who Burt Reynolds is. No thank you. The whole tan with black hair and mustache is a bit too close to what my dad looks like.
 
Cocobanana

Cocobanana

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Justin Bieber is no match in hotness or dance ability to his twin brother Bustin' Jiver.
 
BRN

BRN

WTB Forum Mod Powers
C'mon, twinks are hot. I like them lithe. When they tell you that they weigh "x pounds" and you're like, wow, I lift that on the dumbells.

That's hot.

And sure, JB is just that kind of twink, but no thanks. I'm not yet material enough to seperate the body from the caustic personality problems. :p Ew.
 
Red_Lion _

Red_Lion _

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I don't know what it is about twinks I don't like. I like short guys, I love me some extra sassy full on flaming drag queens, but you show me something like JB with that hairless body and that little boy face and everything inside of me just goes "EEEEWWWWW"

I think it's all just the wrong combo of features.

OH GOD BUTTERS NO.

TOO MUCH LIKE MY DAD


*Scarred for life*
 
Cocobanana

Cocobanana

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Burt is (was?) cute, and I prefer a man with a good personality and at least an average sized pingas who isn't so fat that they could break an elevator on their own... but mostly a good personality is what's important. It makes me sad to read about people who like twinks, when twinks and attractive people in general spend so much time looking good that they forget to be interesting or intelligent.
 
Misomie

Misomie

Lazy Artist
I also find twinks/femboys attractive (they are top tier in my attractiveness ranking system). Just no muscle, that ruins the whole point. :K
 
Misomie

Misomie

Lazy Artist
I've never really had a celebrity crush. Unless you count anime/video game characters but they are pretty much designed to be perfect so....
 
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