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Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
I watched People Porn once. It was funny because you could hear the "director" talking in the background and he sounded like the old pedophile from Family Guy ^_^
 

Gator

Uncledaddy
It just shows a lack of interest in the person they are "working" with and just seems disrespectful as they are trying to take centre stage when its a team effort, a strange thing to say about porn but yeah xD

not to mention just unnatural. how can i enjoy it if the people involved clearly aren't?
 
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oh my god! i thought I was the only one who'd think that! I don't always think that, but when I do, I'm like, "what is their job outside of this? does their family know? do they actually enjoy it? What are their hobbies, aspirations, dreams? is their boyfriend/girlfriend okay with this?"

This is why I'm a furry. When I look into an anthro's eyes, I feel no shame and I get that same curiosity, which instead arouses me more.
 
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Gator

Uncledaddy
When I was a Toddler I ate something from the kitchen that is used to clean the dish washer.

that sounds unhealthy.

the only unusual thing i ate as a kid was plants. well, i did taste dog and cat food that one time, and i was disappointed they didn't actually taste like much. so that was the end of that.
 

DevilishlyHandsome49

The Most Handsome Devil
I watched People Porn once. It was funny because you could hear the "director" talking in the background and he sounded like the old pedophile from Family Guy ^_^

Gah! I hate it when the director's speak. I'd watch something and it would be really hot and then out of nowhere you hear this creepy sounding dude say "oh yeah thats fucking hot you dirty slut"

hard-on gone in seconds
 

DevilishlyHandsome49

The Most Handsome Devil
This is why I'm a furry. When I look into an anthro's eyes, I feel no shame and I get that same curiosity, which instead arouses me more.

I do admit, furry porn does have a charm to it. I saw a 3d rendered one once (even though i hate 3d rendered cause it just looks creepy) but this one was really well animated and touching at some parts.
 

Gator

Uncledaddy
I do admit, furry porn does have a charm to it. I saw a 3d rendered one once (even though i hate 3d rendered cause it just looks creepy) but this one was really well animated and touching at some parts.

porn? touching? those things don't belong in the same sentence unless there's a body part involved.
 

Astrium

King of the Noodles
I hate jarring transitions in porn, like when there's a cut and the scenery is different or the girl's shirt is just suddenly off or, God forbid, there are blatantly different actors.
 

Evan of Phrygia

WwwHhAaaAaTtTttTttTtT
I watched People Porn once. It was funny because you could hear the "director" talking in the background and he sounded like the old pedophile from Family Guy ^_^
oh jeez, speaking of being turned off by looking at the camera

i always mute without question. there's nothing attractive to me about five dudes making the "oh" sound like they just solved a particularly difficult math problem and have to suck each others dicks as celebration

the dialogue too...the dialogue...
 

Astrium

King of the Noodles
If I remember correctly, there's a whole genre of YouTube videos that's nothing but non-sex scene clips of porn dialogue.
 

Astrium

King of the Noodles
On the subject of facial hair, I hope they fix direct image uploads soon so you all can see what I look like without a costume on. I'm not uploading selfies to imgur for you people.
 

Ariosto

New Member
I also watch human porn, but I wouldn't be able to describe now what about it makes me picky. Let's just say if there's no kissing, I feel like I'm wasting my time. I mostly mute it as well, so I don't pick up any of the terrible dialogue.
 

Chaossal

Member
The only porn I've watched with real people in it was gay porn :p guyxguy. Its the bestxP I don't like females in my porn unless its a anime!XD
Thought almost all of the porn I have watched where made by the people in the video and just uploaded online by them. So no director in the background :p
 

-Sliqq-

Silo
The only porn I've watched with real people in it was gay porn :p guyxguy. Its the bestxP I don't like females in my porn unless its a anime!XD
Thought almost all of the porn I have watched where made by the people in the video and just uploaded online by them. So no director in the background :p

Lame! The Jelly Bean bag is best
 

Naesaki

JRPG Fanatic
The only reason you should pay for porn is if you are into a fetish OR you want the HQ stuff. Other than that, there is no need to pay for porn.

There are people who will literally buy anything, like people who buy air guitars on ebay xD
 
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