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Evan of Phrygia

Evan of Phrygia

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vaerjo said:
Oh gosh yes. I can stare at a beautifully shaped and toned neck and shoulders for days.
Although I can't completely relate, YES! I love nuzzling necks. T///T
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on the other hand i get super uncomfortable about my shoulders because they are not toned at all. wish i was one of those people...

i know it's not quite your bag but you can nuzzle and bite my neck and i wouldn't mind u////u but also this is a joke i'm not actually hitting on you,
TheKingOfTheCats said:
You just reminded me that a friend of the family told me he saw a guy get stabbed up the ass during a bar fight. Apparently he was stabbed, and i quote "Right up the hole" as opposed to in the cheek, poor guy. Well that's just what happens when you drink with sailors i guess.
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whenever i hear these kinds of stories, i have to sit as uncomfortably as possible until i don't have to think about it anymore.
 
Feste

Feste

I haven't found an answer yet
Marazhuki said:
Yet they can save you awful amount of $$$$$ than buying a new vibrating toothbrush (not unless you're not bothered by dung covered toothbrush)
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..Is this really a thing? Like, what happens if the brushes get stuck in there?
 
KyryK

KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
Evan of Phrygia said:
whenever i hear these kinds of stories, i have to sit as uncomfortably as possible until i don't have to think about it anymore.
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Sorry man, if it's any consolation i can assure you that you're not as uncomfortable as i am right now.
Marazhuki said:
Yet they can save you awful amount of $$$$$ than buying a new vibrating toothbrush (not unless you're not bothered by dung covered toothbrush)
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I honestly have no idea how to respond to someone asking me if i'm bothered by a dung covered toothbrush.

I'm just going to slowly back away...
 
MissFleece

MissFleece

I AM THE MACHINE
Yet they can save you awful amount of $$$$$ than buying a new vibrating toothbrush (not unless you're not bothered by dung covered toothbrush)
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Unless you're a kid who can't buy one, why not just shell out the cash to get a vibrator? Even a cheap one? Better in the long run...
 
Misomie

Misomie

Lazy Artist
Feste said:
..Is this really a thing? Like, what happens if the brushes get stuck in there?
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Vibrators are mainly for external play (especially if it isn't meant for insertion, like a toothbrush). However toothbrushes are often much smaller than most dildos. It will pull out easily. That or flexing the muscles will push it out (as long as it's the vagina and not the anus). XD
 
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Lobar

Lobar

The hell am I reading, here?
TheKingOfTheCats said:
Why?

Toothbrushes can't get you pregnant can they?
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There's no guarantee that the whole thing is constructed from body-safe materials that won't harbor bacteria. I mean, you'd think so, since it's used to clean your mouth, but they may have lower standards for the handle.

edit: I'd assumed that whenever electric toothbrushes were used this way, people were penetrating themselves with the handle, but after reading this page's posts maybe not after all so nevermind! Using the bristles on your ass without a condom though, that's even worse, considering I doubt any of you have an autoclave in your house. D:
 
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Mr. Sparta

Mr. Sparta

Scale Face
BRB, have to brush teeth.
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
ArmorcladCoyote

ArmorcladCoyote

Red Wolf Inquisitor
What the...

I leave for a few hours and suddenly people are talking about using a toothbrush as a sex toy.
 
RedLeFrench

RedLeFrench

Writer extraordinaire
ArmorcladCoyote said:
What the...

I leave for a few hours and suddenly people are talking about using a toothbrush as a sex toy.
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Feeling exactly the same right now.

This forum is really cool, but can sometimes be reaaaally weird, yet I can't seem to find myself disgusted enough to leave... Guess it's the FAF equivalent of Stockholm syndrome...
 
BRN

BRN

WTB Forum Mod Powers
Conversely I'm comforted by the existence of a forum where topics like this can come up. :p
 
jtrekkie

jtrekkie

Feathered
Why don't you just get two toothbrushes? Just make sure they're different colors so you don't get them mixed up.
 
Lobar

Lobar

The hell am I reading, here?
jtrekkie said:
Why don't you just get two toothbrushes? Just make sure they're different colors so you don't get them mixed up.
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just make sure that one is anything but brown
 
Lobar

Lobar

The hell am I reading, here?
Ieono

Ieono

Uberaffe
If the world as we know it had to end due to some plague, I would like it to be exactly like Stephen King's "The Stand".
 
Lobar

Lobar

The hell am I reading, here?
BRN said:
It is the most interesting umbrella of confessions: the bumbrella.
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the bumbrella is even more unlucky to open while inside your anus
 
WolfNightV4X1

WolfNightV4X1

King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy
I confess I am shocked that this thread has gotten away with 84 pages of NSFW content.

I guess as long as the thread topic is SFW you can hide a bit of the unconventional topics deeper in the recesses of the thread...

Heck, even eversleep's sfw threads got locked.
 
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