you americans are fucking savages. do you know what a bidet is? wash your filthy ass, disgusting pigOkay, this is really gross. Once I was out of toilet paper, so I used cotton balls. So, you know, I'm wiping, and I think my finger kinda poked through the cotton. So Iâ€”and do not ask me whyâ€”I smell my finger to check. I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this shit-cotton all over my face!