Confessions Thread

[Taikugemu]

I confess to shitposting.

 

[Pyper]

yee

 

[Astus]

I confess that sometimes I like to watch Netflix at night and cuddle with my stuffed animal

 

[Luca]

I jerk it to pornographic pictures of anthropomorphic animals online sometimes. Sorry you guys had to find out like this. :/

 

[Kazolas]

YEE

 

[Soul-Wolf]

I'm a horndog, part-time furfag, full time bondage loving, pot smoking, sexy beast and only care about pussy and paper.

 

[Taikugemu]

I jerk it to pornographic pictures of anthropomorphic animals online sometimes. Sorry you guys had to find out like this. :/

Oh murr

 

[Jashwa]

I am secretly all warm and fuzzy and huggable beneath my rugged exterior

 

[Llamapotamus]

Guys, I'm actually not a llama. Sorry I've been hiding my true self this whole time.

I'm Batman.

 

[Azure]

I am secretly all warm and fuzzy and huggable beneath my rugged exterior

...me too

 

[HyperChemist]

I confess that ive lurked around for years and im using a shitposting thread as my first time posting. whoops.

 

[Astus]

I confess that ive lurked around for years and im using a shitposting thread as my first time posting. whoops.

A true furry right here people

 

[Zerig]

I'm nothing like how I act on this forum but I keep it up because it's all I know

help me

 

[Mayonnaise]

Furries awakened the gay within me. Thank god for that.

I'm nothing like how I act on this forum but I keep it up because it's all I know

help me

You're fine as you are right now. Keep it up.

 

[HyperChemist]

A true furry right here people

And slinking back into obscurity now. thanks y'allll

 

[Jashwa]

...me too

If you come to anthrocon one year I will give you a hug, Azure :3.

 

[Filter]

Guys, I'm actually not a llama. Sorry I've been hiding my true self this whole time.

I'm Batman.

You remind me of Hermanubis.

 

[BlufftheHusky]

Yeeow

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

OP I love you!

 

[Feste]

Meh

 

[Plantar]

Alright, alright, you got me. Lately, I've been getting tired way earlier than usual and I frequently pass out at my desk.

 

[Llamapotamus]

You remind me of Hermanubis.

Never heard of him. But I Googled, and I approve.

 

[Ruggy]

one time i touched my butthole

no wait

that's lots of times

 

[Miriafox]

Okay, this is really gross. Once I was out of toilet paper, so I used cotton balls. So, you know, I'm wiping, and I think my finger kinda poked through the cotton. So I—and do not ask me why—I smell my finger to check. I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this shit-cotton all over my face!

 

[Hinall]

Okay, this is really gross. Once I was out of toilet paper, so I used cotton balls. So, you know, I'm wiping, and I think my finger kinda poked through the cotton. So I—and do not ask me why—I smell my finger to check. I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this shit-cotton all over my face!

you americans are fucking savages. do you know what a bidet is? wash your filthy ass, disgusting pig