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Rytes

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I enjoy reading Original Days


those darn kids are soooooo cute
 

Willow

FAF's #1 Terrorist
yes, yes it is....god is it terrible...it makes Twilight look good.
What makes it sad is that the author doesn't get what they're doing wrong, even though the problems addressed in the author's notes are present in the actual story quite clearly too

Especially the part about it being a Mary Sue
 

Aleu

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What makes it sad is that the author doesn't get what they're doing wrong, even though the problems addressed in the author's notes are present in the actual story quite clearly too

Especially the part about it being a Mary Sue
at least it makes me feel better about my fanfictions.
 
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Syradact

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This is pretty bad

Possibly the worst fan fiction ever

Bad Fanfiction Writer said:
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Good Charlotte, hahahahahahaha. Classic.
 

Alexistar

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I confess I bought toilet paper for commission income yesterday. I'm wiping my ass with your money. I'm so sorry.
 
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Zaraphayx

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Banned
Good Charlotte, hahahahahahaha. Classic.

I felt embarrassed for them when I saw that, followed by MCR.

God damn that's just terrible.
 

Zaraphayx

Banned
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I like both of these bands to some degree, but no, not like this, AT ALL

I don't think the bands themselves are all that terrible, I don't listen to their music so I really have no opinion on it :V

Their fans tend to be annoying emo twats though.
 

GatodeCafe

Cowardly Coyote
This is a very good idea

Here's an excerpt:
Suddenly, there was something darker than black obscuring every inch of EtD's field of vision. He smelled sweat, could feel moist palms pressing wetly up against his eye sockets.
"Who is it." He inquired, dick hardening slightly.
"Guess." She replied in her best imitation of a hot girl without emotional problems.
"Some stupid fuckin bitch." He whispered hoarsely into the darkness.
"How did you know?"
"Because your tits are pressing up against my shoulder blades and it's really uncomfortable"
Reluctantly, she released his face ('It's so fucking awesome' she whispered to herself, licking her fingers behind his back) and he found himself blinking in the now-piercing flourescent lights of the school cafeteria. Every little glare reflecting off the linoleum floor was like another fucking sun to him.
"I drew you a picture." She whispered, biting her lip before presenting him with a crude doodle, wrought from sharpie and college-ruled paper. It presented two stick figures, one with long hair and a skirt and the other with a fang sticking out over his lip. Between the two was scribbled a heart in pen, cross-hatched dementedly as if sketched by a madman on the wall of his cell. She smiled like a total dumbass.
"You have hemophilia," Replied Eddie, looking over the paper for a moment before turning back to see some blood pooling her lower-neck area. "Or lepropsy or something. The point is-" He roughly shoved the document back into her hands at this point "-We are not friends, you have no friends and I hate you."
 
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