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Jelly

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i know more about molly's sexuality than the basic physical laws keeping our world together
 
Thatch

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Jelly said:
i know more about molly's sexuality than the basic physical laws keeping our world together
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Why would you ever do such a thing...

Poor bastard D:
 
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Molly said:
That's probably not a good thing.
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I dunno, if he's an aspiring writer a book about your smexual proclivities would sell a lot better than a dry dissertation on the laws of nature and the pith of our very existence on the material plane.

Fuzzle said:
Or perhaps am I doing DDR so right, it just blew your mind?
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The only things that are blown in that avatar are your scoring streak and possibly your right knee.
 
Gavrill

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ladies~
Tycho said:
I dunno, if he's an aspiring writer a book about your smexual proclivities would sell a lot better than a dry dissertation on the laws of nature and the pith of our very existence on the material plane.
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True. I thought about sitting down and writing an explanation of my sexuality, but I don't have enough time to write that monster.
 
Thatch

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Molly said:
True. I thought about sitting down and writing an explanation of my sexuality, but I don't have enough time to write that monster.
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"My sexuality, By Shenzi.

It's fucked up. Like REALLY.

The end"

:V
 
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Tycho

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You know, the novelists of the world should actually thank Stephanie Meyer for writing Twilight. She's given them a great angle to pitch their work with - "It's Not Twilight".

Molly said:
"My Sexuality, By Shenzi"

FOREWORD: "7 of the pencils that I used in writing the rough draft of this book spontaneously burst into flames. Another 4 mysteriously started vomiting from no orifice I could find. 1 screamed "kill me" 23 times before eventually snapping itself in half violently. The paper moaned like a whore, though. Enjoy, hapless victim reader!"
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I like it.
 
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Jelly

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i confess that i dont find molly's sexuality extremely weird

by proxy, i confess that the only honest and enlightening people i think ive read about, spoken to, or watched were under the influence of drugs, religion, or severe psychological disorders

i confess that moral relativism and anthropology have ruined me as a human being
 
Thatch

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I confess that I'll be a hobo after I finish uni.
 
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