My money's on the Victorian Gentleman.
Kakapo: "Engage in fisticuffs, you intolerable brute"
People Arguing: "Oh snap..."
Where do you think the rich keep their money? They have it invested in the economy, creating new value, jobs and higher life quality for everyone. You should be very thankful to rich people.
They have it...in a bank account.
They spend it on their luxury mansions, their multiple swimming pools, their Lamborghinis and their lady friends in skimpy bikinis.
I'm pretty darn sure they wouldn't even give you a second look, let alone any money at all to solve any problems you had.
But sure, keep on putting them up on a pedestal. Totally gonna help the situation.
Also, whilst you're at it, ask them to save the Kakapos, the Red Kites, the Mexican Wolves, the Pygmy Skunks, the Lemurs...and every other endangered species.
THEN, if they actually pull their finger out, I might start respecting them.
Until then, keep your useless rambling to yourself.