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Continued: "Furaffinity will not be up tonight (that is, Monday)" discussion

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That boy was loving it

Putting some things straight here:

This looks pretty staged. Note how much the dog seems used to this, obviously there's been lots of training for him, and how the boy seems more concerned with keeping to play the Wii than to care about the dog. He's not "screaming" as some people keep inferring, I've seen boys that age of about 11 or 12 hump each other for laughs, fooling around on the street and both top and bottom make noises like that, all in a miming fashion. It's mostly imitative miming behavior, mixed with interest in the taboo.

Camera operator here is probably his older brother that staged this thing with him, telling him to "make noises like a porn star" while they're both giggling their heads off more or less and the boy is totally exaggering it to make it even funnier, like a cartoon, but most people seem to interpret this as rape and those noises therefore as screams. Finally, it's pretty much impossible for a canine to penetrate a non-willing human even if nude, and this one even keeps his pants on. If that dog would be aggressive, he'd be using his claws and teeth and more body force, while here he's obviously simply doing what he's being told and has been trained to do. I'm not saying they're actually having sex with that dog on a regular basis, they're simply fooling around and having a lark.

Yak's not in a comma is he? |3 cause that be one long sleeping rest. I miss FA D:<

No, he's not in a comma. Actually he's having his period.
 

Pure_Suffering

Seeker of the unknown
Touche`.

And yet still I know nothing.

Well that'll learn me, I guess. At least the clothes are spiffy. *Steals Neo's coat and promptly curls up on it*

indeed his clothing is quite robust, but you may consider giving Neo his coat back before he unleashes hell upon you.
 

Xaerun

"toxic and negative"
Well, that's sweet. The entire first page of this thread (and no doubt the rest) is pretty much filled with... useless crap. R.I.P Intelligent contributions.
 
Wow. First we had all the Star Wars references last night, and now, within a twenty minute period, we've had Lord of the Rings and The Matrix... *Puts on elf ears, and dodges bullets while wielding a lightsaber...*
 

Jack_Of_Fans

Neutrality Theorem
Hold on ther, Dragon-lover... I'm checking the labels right now...

*Squints*

Soodeerm... Benzoeight?... Is this IUPAC-Certified?
 

Pouncehyena

Cute Li'l Hyena
indeed his clothing is quite robust, but you may consider giving Neo his coat back before he unleashes hell upon you.

Pft. He cant unleash hell on me. I'll just bite him in his E-nads. He'll cry. I have tremendous jaw pressure. And I can do that matrixy dodgy bullets thingy.
 

Silver Fenrir

*is great in the sack*
Putting some things straight here:

This looks pretty staged. Note how much the dog seems used to this, obviously there's been lots of training for him, and how the boy seems more concerned with keeping to play the Wii than to care about the dog. He's not "screaming" as some people keep inferring, I've seen boys that age of about 11 or 12 hump each other for laughs, fooling around on the street and both top and bottom make noises like that, all in a miming fashion. It's mostly imitative miming behavior, mixed with interest in the taboo.

Camera operator here is probably his older brother that staged this thing with him, telling him to "make noises like a porn star" while they're both giggling their heads off more or less and the boy is totally exaggering it to make it even funnier, like a cartoon, but most people seem to interpret this as rape and those noises therefore as screams. Finally, it's pretty much impossible for a canine to penetrate a non-willing human even if nude, and this one even keeps his pants on. If that dog would be aggressive, he'd be using his claws and teeth and more body force, while here he's obviously simply doing what he's being told and has been trained to do. I'm not saying they're actually having sex with that dog on a regular basis, they're simply fooling around and having a lark.

Okay
 

Abyss666

New Member

Kaeko

peace keeping minx
pfffffffffffft
 

LonelyFox

Care to join me for a bit?
ok im bored im taking everybody out for icecream! =D


everybody love me! <333
 

Wolf_Fox_Guy

Cant think up a custom title

trekwolf

Shadowrunner
Ok which one of us brave little furries is going to pounce Dagoneer for a status?? I'm still fairly new so i'm out
 

Kaeko

peace keeping minx

exeon_zechs

Captain Vore
o.o again I had something to say but forgot what it was while reading. Also, spotted hyena's (female) have neat reproductive systems.
 

Pouncehyena

Cute Li'l Hyena
Wow. First we had all the Star Wars references last night, and now, within a twenty minute period, we've had Lord of the Rings and The Matrix... *Puts on elf ears, and dodges bullets while wielding a lightsaber...*

That would be the best picture evar.
 

LonelyFox

Care to join me for a bit?
-STATUS REPORT!

-still down sir

-god damnit bob, your fired!

-no sir i have a wife and 3 kids!

-i dont give a shit, now get out of my face!

-*goes off crying and kills himself*
 

Jack_Of_Fans

Neutrality Theorem
Well, that's sweet. The entire first page of this thread (and no doubt the rest) is pretty much filled with... useless crap. R.I.P Intelligent contributions.

What? You want to rap with me about Paul Tillich and the clash between Existentialism and Essentialism?

There's not much to do until an update arrives, so we're having a little fun.
 

Pouncehyena

Cute Li'l Hyena
o.o again I had something to say but forgot what it was while reading. Also, spotted hyena's (female) have neat reproductive systems.

Yeah the pseudo penis they mate and give birth through is remarkably inefficient. Especially since it tears and rips -horribly- every time they give birth.
 

Pure_Suffering

Seeker of the unknown
Pft. He cant unleash hell on me. I'll just bite him in his E-nads. He'll cry. I have tremendous jaw pressure. And I can do that matrixy dodgy bullets thingy.

it isnt the bullets that you should be wary of. his swordsmanship will make quick work of anyone, even you
 
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