Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[Nemnth]

Granted, but the robot turns on you and makes you it's slave.

I wish for chocolate.

Granted, but it malfunctions on the job, then explodes.


I wish for a delicious cup of coffee.

 

[Kioskask]

Oops

 

[Simo]

Granted. You now have to clean the mess of peas from the walls and ceiling of your kitchen.

I wish for a robot that does all the housework for me.

Granted. The robot does all your housework, but is also very loud, at least as loud as a chainsaw, and is always on. The noise eventually drives you from your home, but the robot follows you wherever you go, and, as it is atomic powered, never shuts off, and drives you slowly insane.

I wish more furs with skunk fursonas would join the site, and we could band together as a skunk-gang, and take over, and be the boss of everyone.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted. The robot does all your housework, but is also very loud, at least as loud as a chainsaw, and is always on. The noise eventually drives you from your home, but the robot follows you wherever you go, and, as it is atomic powered, never shuts off, and drives you slowly insane.

I wish more furs with skunk fursonas would join the site, and we could band together as a skunk-gang, and take over, and be the boss of everyone.

Granted! But the previous dragon throne is not at all thrilled by the new system. In this case, the dragon throne works to overthrow the skunk gang and reclaim power!

I wish we would all just share the power and get along

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but everyone is nice to all the people they know except you.

I wish for a gumby suit.

 

[Orangeade Wolf]

Granted,but you can NEVER take it off,leaving you in that suit with nothing but your own waste

I wish for some cold orange soda

 

[Simo]

Granted! You are abducted by aliens who perform various tests on you, one of which is sealing you in a giant clear cylinder, filled with orange soda. Sadly, this is the last experiment they are able to perform.

I wish a race of fox-like aliens would visit the earth, and probe all furries.

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but one of them impregnates you.

I wish for Simo to become Raptor Jesus.

 

[Zipline]

Granted, but Simo brings in a new era of dinosaurs that enslave the human race.

I wish for a family! :'c

 

[rhansen23]

Granted, but Every other week is a reunion of the most annoying second and third cousins, and they ALL have to stay in your room after dinner.

I wish for a good book!

 

[Zipline]

Granted, but you will enjoy the book so much that you can never stop rereading it causing you to neglect your work and friends.

I wish to be a real dog.

 

[Khaiyote]

Granted! The most interesting description of all is written on the back of the cover, and when you open it up to give it a read, you realize it is in a foreign language.
I wish for a bottle of unicorn tears.

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but you have to be my slave for 3 years first.

I wish I beat Obi-Wan on Mustafar.

 

[RocketExecutiveCypress]

Granted, but you have to be my slave for 3 years first.

I wish I beat Obi-Wan on Mustafar.

Granted, but you are soon quickly defeated by Jar-Jar Binks who is now a powerful Sith Lord.

I wish I had the power to control time.

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but you are soon quickly defeated by Jar-Jar Binks who is now a powerful Sith Lord.

I wish I had the power to control time.

Granted, but you have to marry Darth Vader and can't divorce or cheat(but I can).

I wish I didn't die at the end.

 

[Elohiim_Koshiiri]

Granted, but you have to marry Darth Vader and can't divorce or cheat(but I can).

I wish I didn't die at the end.

Your wish is Granted, however George Lucas makes horrible sequels and Jar Jar is stuck with you forever.

I wish FA was back up

 

[RocketExecutiveCypress]

Your wish is Granted, however George Lucas makes horrible sequels and Jar Jar is stuck with you forever.

I wish FA was back up

Granted, FA is now back with full features. However it becomes incredibly slow for the rest of your days and whenever you upload a photo it crashes 60% of the time before the upload is complete.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again.

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

Fine then. You don't have to work ever again but it's because you're now a disabled quadriplegic. Enjoy all your newfound free time with virtually no way to spend it.

i wish i didn't have to pay for anything; goods and services were given for free in exchange for a simple "Thank you".

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but your food is poisoned.

I wish I didn't have a corrupt wish.

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted but it becomes corrupted anyways.

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

 

[RocketExecutiveCypress]

Granted but it becomes corrupted anyways.

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

Granted but there's a screw in the tuna.

I wish for a new hat.

 

[Kioskask]

Granted but there's a screw in the tuna.

I wish for a new hat.

Granted, but someone put super glue around the inside, so to take it off you need to rip out your hair.

I wish for the ability to speak to animals.

 

[Julen]

Granted but you can't talk back to humans

I wish for some 5.56 ammunition and some nuka cola...

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but you become a slave and your slaver takes it away.
I wish had a corrupted wish.

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted, it implodes on itself.


I wish I had superpowers.