Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[Nemnth]

Granted! But it's x-ray vision and you can never turn it off, this includes while you're sleeping

I wish the days would go faster so AC would come quicker

 

[Stalagmike]

Granted, You are on your deathbed thinking "where did the days go", but at least you have AC

I wish everything was free, for me

 

[Julen]

Granted but everytime you get something you are forced to watch this video:

I wish for a friend.
..

 

[Zipline]

Granted but everytime you get something you are forced to watch this video:

I wish for a friend.
..

Granted, but it is a ghost that no one else can see or hear.

I wish to star on a tv show.

 

[Xeophaedus]

Granted, but it is a ghost that no one else can see or hear.

I wish to star on a tv show.

Granted, but its the remade version of the powerpuff girls.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but its the remade version of the powerpuff girls.

I wish I ruled the world.

granted, but a week in your rule a global Revelation starts and removes you form power.

I wish I knew more avians.

 

[Nemnth]

granted, but a week in your rule a global Revelation starts and removes you form power.

I wish I knew more avians.

Granted! But they're actually avians in real life too. They where trained by the government to spy on us furries and to infiltrate our ranks and to learn more about us.

I wish college would stop being so boring

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted, but it takes 20 years to graduate.


I wish I could speak in a British accent.

 

[Zipline]

"I wish I could speak in a British accent".

Granted, but your accent is so thick that everyone misunderstands you.
I wish for snow!

 

[Nemnth]

Granted, but your accent is so thick that everyone misunderstands you.
I wish for snow!

Granted! But it turns out to be yellow snow! Don't eat it!

I wish I could teleport!

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but you get teleported into a dark alley and you get mugged. Now you have no clothes.

I wish the Star Wars EU fanboys stopped complaining that the Expanded Universe wasn't officially considered canon anymore.

 

[BayouBaby]

Granted, but you get teleported into a dark alley and you get mugged. Now you have no clothes.

I wish the Star Wars EU fanboys stopped complaining that the Expanded Universe wasn't officially considered canon anymore.

Granted, but Disney decides to re-do Episodes I-VI and completely re-write everything George Lucas ever did.

I wish I could turn into a anthropomorphic animal at will.

 

[Saokymo]

Granted, but Disney decides to re-do Episodes I-VI and completely re-write everything George Lucas ever did.

I wish I could turn into a anthropomorphic animal at will.

Granted. Unfortunately you can't change back, so you're stuck that way forever.

I wish I had more tamales.

 

[Deer_Love]

Granted. Unfortunately you can't change back, so you're stuck that way forever.

I wish I had more tamales.

Granted! They've all gone bad and will give you food poisoning.

I wish for.. An online art program•3•

 

[Saokymo]

Granted! They've all gone bad and will give you food poisoning.

I wish for.. An online art program•3•

Death by tamales isn't the worst thing in the world.

Granted! Unfortunately you hit the wrong download link and your computer is wiped out by a virus.
I wish... to know what to wish for next cos my life is actually pretty decent over all.

 

[Deer_Love]

Granted! Your life suddenly becomes horrible.

I wish for a new computer since mine apparently got wiped and I want a better one!!

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But you never specified what type! So you get a literal brick computer that can only turn on with a specific amount of power which fluctuates during the day. Oh, there's also no way for a monitor to plug into it too.

I wish I wasn't tired of pizza (I work at Dominos)

 

[Simo]

Granted! You now work at Kentucky Fried Chicken, and are forced to dress like Col. Sanders, and you become very, very tired of fried chicken.

I wish there were some Fossas in the furry fandom, so we could have a wild, exciting time.

 

[Zipline]

Granted, but Disney decides to re-do Episodes I-VI and completely re-write everything George Lucas ever did.

I wish I could turn into a anthropomorphic animal at will.

Granted but someone takes a video of you transforming and you get kidnapped by the government for testing.
I wish I had a wallet that would always have exactly $6 in it at all times.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But it's glued to the wallet. That's why there's always $6 in it.

I wish KFC didn't give me head aches

 

[Zipline]

Granted! But it's glued to the wallet. That's why there's always $6 in it.

I wish KFC didn't give me head aches

Granted, It now gives you diarrhea.
I wish I had a dog that could speak english.

 

[shapeless0ne]

granted, you now have a dog that can speak and thinks he's your master.

I wish I could become a anthropomorphic animal.

 

[Zipline]

Ganted, but

granted, you now have a dog that can speak and thinks he's your master.

I wish I could become a anthropomorphic animal.

Granted, but you change back and forth and can not decide when. (Maybe you are in a job interview and turn into a dragon. )
I wish I owned my own country.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But the country is full of a bunch of furries wanting to party constantly!

I wish I was better at making music

 

[Zipline]

I wish I was better at making music

Granted, you can now play perfect violin but are deaf.
I wish I was good at magic tricks.