Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[Hazelmere]

Granted, you can now play perfect violin but are deaf.
I wish I was good at magic tricks.

Granted! You can't control what you disappear. Random audience members have vanished during your magic shows.

I wish I was a unicorn.

 

[Simo]

Granted! But due to your exotic nature, you're hunted down, captured, and put in a petting zoo, where you have to give rides to really bratty little kids all day, with rainbows and flowers dyed into your fur.

I wish Disney would spend the money to do really detailed hand painted/drawn animation, like they did in cartoons like Bambi.

 

[Moderator-Gazelle]

Granted! But due to your exotic nature, you're hunted down, captured, and put in a petting zoo, where you have to give rides to really bratty little kids all day, with rainbows and flowers dyed into your fur.

I wish Disney would spend the money to do really detailed hand painted/drawn animation, like they did in cartoons like Bambi.

Granted, but all the movies are about the same Disney Princesses for the next 15 years with no new content. Also to raise the money they stopped funding Pixar.

I wish for cell phone service all the time.

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

You can have your cell service and place calls from anywhere with perfect reception and no roaming charges. -BUT you'll be tormented 24/7 by telemarketers and butt dials.

i wish i was a mod on this forum.

 

[Moderator-Gazelle]

You can have your cell service and place calls from anywhere with perfect reception and no roaming charges. -BUT you'll be tormented 24/7 by telemarketers and butt dials.

i wish i was a mod on this forum.

(THE HORROR)

Granted but you must give up your name and likeness for an anonymous userna..m.. oh.

I wish first class didn't cost so much.

 

[Simo]

Granted. It's free, but the professor conducts his lectures with a 500w Megaphone, at full volume, such that a short while into the semester, you're completely deaf.

I wish I had a patch of sweet, juicy prize-winning watermelons, down in Alabama.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But Gallagher comes around and starts smashing them all!

I wish I could buy candy with a nickel or a dime!

 

[Julen]

Granted but it's just old, and hard candy.



I wish i was on holydays

 

[Julen]

Granted, but the candy is excrement flavoured.

I wish I was omniscient.

That timing tho jesus christ

 

[Simo]

Granted, but the candy is excrement flavoured.

I wish I was omniscient.

Granted! But only in the sense of being an omniscient narrator, while writing fiction...in this case, an even worse equal to the Twilight Series, that only sells a a dozen copies.

I wish I could take a month long vacation, exploring the wilderness and coastlines of Madagascar.

 

[Julen]

Granted but on your way over Madagascar your plane crashes but you survive and you end up recreating all the episodes of Lost.


I wish i knew how to speak english properly

 

[Simo]

(Ug...that show was a kind of torture to me: I had a housemate who watched it, but from the bad dialog to the way it never made sense made me feel the only thing I'd lost was my sanity!)

Granted! You can know speak English properly, but only by using sign language.

I wish I had a grand, historic Villa on the French Riviera, and endless money to host a non-stop furry party.

 

[modfox]

granted but you have cancer

i wish to have a pet propeller called john

 

[Zipline]

granted but you have cancer

i wish to have a pet propeller called john

Granted, but John flys away after you forget to feed him.

 

[Simo]

You forgot to make a wish, Zipline!

For that, I'll make one for you:

Zipline: I wish I was a kitty cat, with a solid gold litter box.

Granted: But it's never changed, and bandits steal the litter box, and melt it down, forgetting that you're in it at the time.

OK, now, I make a wish!

I wish instead of normal kisses, everyone gave people kisses like a dog does.

 

[Julen]

Granted but everyones breath smells like sh*t

I wish i could forget this image without having to shoot myself in the head in the process

 

[Zipline]

Granted, you will now only think of this image:

Vault Boy Approved!
I wish I had echolocation.

 

[Julen]

Granted, you will now only think of this image:

Vault Boy Approved!
I wish I had echolocation.

It's official i am coming for you

Jk

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted, you will now only think of this image:

Vault Boy Approved!
I wish I had echolocation.

Granted, but you are now blind.


I wish for some coffee.

 

[Julen]

Granted but when you get your hot coffee you just spill it all over your body


I wish i was this guy

 

[Simo]

Granted, but as a G-rated MLP version, where you say nice things to each other in the voices of Pinkie Pie and Flutter-Shy.

I wish I could get paid a million dollars a year, for dressing up in a Skunk Fursuit as a job.

 

[Zipline]

Granted, you now entertain Justin Beaver but little kids will always harass you when you suit in public at his shows (pulling your tail, kicking you, exc..).
I wish I would not overheat while wearing my fursuit.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But now you're extremely cold as a air conditioning system was installed on the coldest setting and can't be adjusted nor fixed!

I wish I could get a roommate for Anthrocon 2016

 

[Zipline]

I wish I could get a roommate for Anthrocon 2016

Granted, but it is a judgemental old woman who thinks you are her son and is disappointed.
I wish I was a better artist.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but it is a judgemental old woman who thinks you are her son and is disappointed.
I wish I was a better artist.

granted, but now all you can draw is grey wolves.

I wish I had a lion fur-suit by this guy Clockwork Creature — Gallery