Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[rhansen23]

granted, but now all you can draw is grey wolves.

I wish I had a lion fur-suit by this guy Clockwork Creature — Gallery

Granted, but the suit is 6 sizes too small.

I wish I had a paid vacation to the Louve.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, but the suit is 6 sizes too small.

I wish I had a paid vacation to the Louve.

Granted, but you travel by foot.

I wish I had better art talent.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but you travel by foot.

I wish I had better art talent.

granted but now all can make is stuff like this

I wish people would just stop making that reality TV shit.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But not everyone can only make crappy movies with bad story lines like twilight!

I wish I could teleport

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, but you have dementia.

I wish the person I'm talking with understands that his OC is a Mary-Sue.

 

[Simo]

@shapeless0ne : Granted! But you're required to also wear a wetsuit underneath it, which makes it very, very hot. It also then sticks to the fursuit, leaving you trapped inside, and thus makes for one of the more interesting trips to the emergency rooms. Your photo appears on the local news, and is then plastered all over the internet, becoming even more famous than that CSI episode.

@Closer-To-The-Sun :Granted: But it just makes me RP 10 times as much, with 10 times as many characters. There is no escaping me in any RPs, anywhere.

I wish I had a water-park in my back yard, with lots of amazing rides and polls and fountains, just for me and my friends.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, but you're banned from entering after taking a crap in the pool in front of everyone

I wish I could go to CaliFur for the whole weekend instead of just Saturday.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But no one else is there during the other days! What a bore!

I wish my room wasn't so hot!

 

[x-zombii]

Granted, but your room will of ever smell like cabbage

I wish I could juggle

 

[Julen]

Granted but you're forced to stay as an intern in a ultra-strict boring private school.


I wish i had some Jolly Ranchers

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, they are all wasabi flavored.

I wish I was able to buy my entire comic pull list.

 

[StealYourFace]

Granted, they are all wasabi flavored.

I wish I was able to buy my entire comic pull list.

Granted, but they're used and all came from a house with teething babies who thought comic books felt soothing.

I wish I could quit nicotine altogether.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, now you are addicted to tacos. Wait, that actually sounds nice.

I wish I had a job I could be happy about and excited to work at.

 

[x-zombii]

granted, you are now a stripper

I wish I could slay a dragon

 

[Vince_Werewolf]

Granted, but you can slay Dragon-type pokemons only.

I wish I didn't get to read any Rukis comics... (*shakes head*)

 

[StealYourFace]

Granted, but you can slay Dragon-type pokemons only.

I wish I didn't get to read any Rukis comics... (*shakes head*)

Granted, but you've also forgotten half of everything else you've ever read.

I wish my workplace served hot sandwiches. I'm getting tired of cold cut.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, but they are too hot. Perhaps three hot.

I wish I could go to all the conventions I wanted

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but they're all tree conventions.

I wish for free food

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, it's rotten beef.

I wish my car worked better

Granted, but they're all tree conventions.

Joke's on you, that sounds neat.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, that's all you can understand.

I wish I didn't have this headache

 

[Zipline]

Granted, but your leg has fallen asleep.
I wish I had perfect muscle memory and could pick up physical talents very fast.

 

[Zipline]

나는 당신이 무슨 말을하는지 이해가 안 돼요, 난 단지 한국어 를 구사합니다!!

죄송합니다, 당신은 스팸 봇 이라는 의혹 에서 금지 되었습니다.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

I can't understandeth yee!!

 

[Zipline]

아마 지금 중지해야

나는 비꼬는 로봇 입니다. 연삭 소음 음 (웃음)

 

[Zipline]

당신은 당신이 로봇 말할나요?

나는 마법의 재미 있은 개 로봇 입니다