Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[nessgamer159]

Granted, your computer fails upon booting up.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Granted, but now you forgot how to math.

I wish I could speak and understand all languages

 

[FlannelFox]

Granted, but you get falsely accused of a heinous crime and can never legally travel abroad.

I wish I could be a hermit but still have society's amenities.

 

[Simo]

Granted! You're transformed into a hermit crab, and are the pet of an 8 year old boy. You have all the amenities of living in the latest glass aquarium, with your own little pond, and gravel beach, electric lighting, heat and there's even a computer, if only you could get to it!

I wish an army of 1,000,000 rabid baboons would invade the southern US while they slept...

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted but it causes the baboons to turn into suicide bombers.

I wish I could instantly memorize everything I hear, see and smell.

 

[nessgamer159]

Granted, but you forget what you just memorized instantly after.

I wish I could travel in time.

 

[Julen]

Granted but you accidentaly travel to Normandy in D-day and you get obliterated by a mortar shell


I wish i had a working pip-boy

 

[um_pineapplez]

Granted, but it works for 40 seconds before exploding, taking your hand with it.

I wish we could SAVE Asriel.

 

[Julen]

Granted, but it works for 40 seconds before exploding, taking your hand with it.

(K. I'll just take a stimpak :3)

 

[um_pineapplez]

(K. I'll just take a stimpak :3)

no take-backs! :3

 

[Julen]

no take-backs! :3

( ._. Damn you..)

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but it works for 40 seconds before exploding, taking your hand with it.

I wish we could SAVE Asriel.

granted, but she tries to to kill you right afterword and can one shot.

I wish I had a ref sheet. >.<

 

[FlannelFox]

granted, but she tries to to kill you right afterword and can one shot.

I wish I had a ref sheet. >.<

Granted, but of course it's not of as any of your characters.

Granted! You're transformed into a hermit crab, and are the pet of an 8 year old boy. You have all the amenities of living in the latest glass aquarium, with your own little pond, and gravel beach, electric lighting, heat and there's even a computer, if only you could get to it!

I wish I could get to the computer.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but it doesn't work after you turn it on.

I wish I didn't have any problems.

 

[um_pineapplez]

Granted, but it doesn't work after you turn it on.

I wish I didn't have any problems.

Granted, but you're now stuck in a problem-less time loop.

I wish for a pokeball.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but you're now stuck in a problem-less time loop.

I wish for a pokeball.

Granted, but you soon find that is actually just a painted over tennis-ball.
I wish i knew more dragon scalies.

 

[FlannelFox]

Granted, but you soon find that is actually just a painted over tennis-ball.
I wish i knew more dragon scalies.

Granted, however the scalies are all the 'sonas of actual lizards whom, by nature, are terrible conversation.

I wish I could get a work-from-home thing going for me.

 

[um_pineapplez]

Granted, but your computer gets a terminal virus on the first day.

I wish Wolf was back in Smash instead of Corrin.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted but then EVERYONE plays Wolf. For 2 years straight.

I wish the world wouldn't be so damn fascinating.

 

[modfox]

Granted but then EVERYONE plays Wolf. For 2 years straight.

I wish the world wouldn't be so damn fascinating.

wish granted but every body eats pooh for dinner, lunch, breakfast

i wish to go to anthrocon

 

[Forte]

Granted but you see no famous furs there ^-^

I wish to be my fursona~ x3

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Wish granted, but you suddenly find yourself at Area 51 - in a cage . . .

I wish my big block 3/4 ton truck got better gas mileage.

 

[RandomNinja11]

Wish granted but the middle-east claims all oil in the area to themselves causing the price of gas elsewhere to skyrocket.

I wish to get a cool skin on CS:GO because why the hell not?

 

[um_pineapplez]

Wish granted but the middle-east claims all oil in the area to themselves causing the price of gas elsewhere to skyrocket.

I wish to get a cool skin on CS:GO because why the hell not?

Granted, but every newb starts pursuing you for it like f2ps and hats.

I wish F-Zero wasn't such a brutal racing game.

 

[FlannelFox]

Granted, but every newb starts pursuing you for it like f2ps and hats.

I wish F-Zero wasn't such a brutal racing game.

Granted, but you have to play as a Mario Kart character and all the other drivers in the game make fun of you for it.

I wish I had a comfier motorcycle seat.