Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[bhutrflai]

Granted. You now have to read a book that is 1,000,000 pages long and it takes you ten years to read it. And its about knitting sox. Lol. I wish I could have multiple orgasms like females can.

Haha! Granted, but now nothing would ever get done & the world as we know it ends.
I wish for clean towels. (Just cause I hate doing laundry!)

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Haha! Granted, but now nothing would ever get done & the world as we know it ends.
I wish for clean towels. (Just cause I hate doing laundry!)

Granted. You have plenty of clean towels, but they're behind a bullet proof glass wall, you can't get to them, and there's just one roll of paper towels left in the world. I wish I could go camping in the woods for a month.

 

[Dyrra]

Granted. You have plenty of clean towels, but they're behind a bullet proof glass wall, you can't get to them, and there's just one roll of paper towels left in the world. I wish I could go camping in the woods for a month.

Granted, but your tent is constantly surrounded by angry lions, tigers and bears. Oh my.

I wish I could herd these wierd spindly spiders out of my house.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Granted, but your tent is constantly surrounded by angry lions, tigers and bears. Oh my.

I wish I could herd these wierd spindly spiders out of my house.

Granted. Now they surround your house like a mote and you can't escape. (I would make friends with the lions tigers and bears by feeding them venison. Then we'd have a rave.)I wish politicians would tell the truth.

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Granted! Except, you suddenly realize you can't handle the truth!

I wish I didn't have this caffeine allergy, now that I have this endless supply of coffee beans.

 

[bhutrflai]

Granted, but now every time yu drink caffeine, it puts you to sleep.

I wish I could get a relaxing massage.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Granted, but now every time yu drink caffeine, it puts you to sleep.

I wish I could get a relaxing massage.

Granted. But it puts your whole body to sleep but your not asleep. I wish I could go to sleep.

 

[bhutrflai]

Granted. But it puts your whole body to sleep but your not asleep. I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but you must listen to a dictionary being read in order to go to sleep.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Granted! Except you now have wings like a bird. No hands. Others have to care for you.

I wish I could retire three years early. (I hate my job, btw)

 

[BritWolf]

Granted but you will only live for 3 more years.

I wish she would spend time with me like she does with him.

 

[InpuOsirisson]

Granted but you will only live for 3 more years.

I wish she would spend time with me like she does with him.

Granted, you are now his subconscious inside his head.

I wish I had super powers.

 

[BritWolf]

Granted, But you're blind. You keep flying into buildings an zapping yourself.

I wish I could click my fingers an teleport to wherever I want in the world.