Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[SodaBubbles]

Granted, it never stops playing either.

I wish I liked vegetables.

Granted. You like vegetables but you can't eat them because they like you back and pay you far too many compliments and you get a big ego and no else likes you.

I wish I got a package full up with glitter in it.

 

[euthanizedCanine]

Granted. You like vegetables but you can't eat them because they like you back and pay you far too many compliments and you get a big ego and no else likes you.

I wish I got a package full up with glitter in it.

Granted. You now have a backpack filled with glitter, there's no doubt about it. The bag is transparent and you can just see the glitter. Sadly for you, the moment you try to reach into the bag, or use the glitter in any form, the backpack turns inside out, consuming you and expelling all the glitter it once held. You cannot call for help, there is no signal in this bag. You cannot scream, it is sound-proof. You will just have a bag, filled with glitter. Useless, but good for show. If anyone dare to open it, they will experience the consequences.*

I wish my food wasn't cold.

 

[Simo]

Granted! All your food from this point on remains at a constant temperature of 500 degrees Fahrenheit, and never cools down, no matter what. You may starve, but you'll always be able to use your food to stay warm.

I wish I was in a panda-bear plush-suit, jumping on a trampoline.

 

[euthanizedCanine]

Granted! All your food from this point on remains at a constant temperature of 500 degrees Fahrenheit, and never cools down, no matter what. You may starve, but you'll always be able to use your food to stay warm.

I wish I was in a panda-bear plush-suit, jumping on a trampoline.

Granted!
You've slipped on this adorable panda suit and you're feeling quite joyous, almost rejuvenated. Your childish years may have been behind you, but they've now returned to you in one glorious moment. You hop onto the trampoline and begin bouncing. Little did you know that there was a spider's nest in your suit, mistaken for a ball of lint you didn't care to clean out. They've mistaken you as their mother and will now spread all over the suit to attempt to devour you. The suit has a front zipper, but it's jammed. Your trampoline adventures happened to be in a very deserted neighborhood, and no one is in sight. You will continue this wretched spider ritual until they eat you alive.

I wish my phone never ran out of battery.

 

[Simo]

Granted!
You've slipped on this adorable panda suit and you're feeling quite joyous, almost rejuvenated. Your childish years may have been behind you, but they've now returned to you in one glorious moment. You hop onto the trampoline and begin bouncing. Little did you know that there was a spider's nest in your suit, mistaken for a ball of lint you didn't care to clean out. They've mistaken you as their mother and will now spread all over the suit to attempt to devour you. The suit has a front zipper, but it's jammed. Your trampoline adventures happened to be in a very deserted neighborhood, and no one is in sight. You will continue this wretched spider ritual until they eat you alive.

I wish my phone never ran out of battery.

(I hate spiders!)

Granted! The battery lasts forever. However, every time you talk or text, it converts it into a random language that the other person does not know, from Swahili to Sanskrit, from Greek to Gujurat. It also does this to incoming calls and messages. And, it gives you some nasty electric shocks.

I wish all the furries in the world would throw a parade in my honor, with me as the furry skunk-king, riding on my own special float.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

(I hate spiders!)

Granted! The battery lasts forever. However, every time you talk or text, it converts it into a random language that the other person does not know, from Swahili to Sanskrit, from Greek to Gujurat. It also does this to incoming calls and messages. And, it gives you some nasty electric shocks.

I wish all the furries in the world would throw a parade in my honor, with me as the furry skunk-king, riding on my own special float.

Granted. Everyone is now scalies so nobody gives a poo about your online username.

I wish for Cheerios

 

[euthanizedCanine]

Granted. Everyone is now scalies so nobody gives a poo about your online username.

I wish for Cheerios

Granted! Your Cheerios seem perfect. Like small donuts, they land on your bowl. But... you have nothing else. To achieve your life-time supply of Cheerios you sold your family, your house, and a few body parts. You only have the mouth, arm, and stomach left to eat cheerios. Your neighbors don't pity you, because you have no neighbors. They all left the neighborhood to make way for your Cheerios. After years of working up to this point, you worry you might not have lived your life to the fullest. As you shove some more Cheerios into your mouth, falling into a pit of depression, you die of a stroke.

I wish I was never tired.

 

[Simo]

Edit: Granted! You're never tired, but that's also because you're in a coma, and unaware of much of anything.

I wish I the boss of you.

 

[SodaBubbles]

Edit: Granted! You're never tired, but that's also because you're in a coma, and unaware of much of anything.

I wish I the boss of you.

Granted. Except I can't comply with anything you request or demand.

I wish I was able to have all the money I needed or wanted, whenever i needed or wanted it.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

Granted! Your Cheerios seem perfect. Like small donuts, they land on your bowl. But... you have nothing else. To achieve your life-time supply of Cheerios you sold your family, your house, and a few body parts. You only have the mouth, arm, and stomach left to eat cheerios. Your neighbors don't pity you, because you have no neighbors. They all left the neighborhood to make way for your Cheerios. After years of working up to this point, you worry you might not have lived your life to the fullest. As you shove some more Cheerios into your mouth, falling into a pit of depression, you die of a stroke.

I wish I was never tired.

If I said I wanted Cheerios, it doesn't mean I buy a lifetime supply of them. It's like saying if you want coffee but you quite literally had to buy a damn ocean of coffee before you get any coffee.

 

[euthanizedCanine]

Granted. Except I can't comply with anything you request or demand.

I wish I was able to have all the money I needed or wanted, whenever i needed or wanted it.

Granted! You're not rich, but whenever you reach into your pocket, you have just enough money to buy whatever you wished for. Much to your dismay, the cash is in pennies. The more you reach into your pocket, the more pennies come out, but your pocket gets heavier and heavier, and your pants begin to fall. You're in public and you cannot afford the social repercussions of falling pants and an endless supply of pennies. Hence, the wish becomes more of a burden than a relief. Maybe if you're patient enough you can stand by and have someone count all the pennies with you until you can afford whatever it is you were purchasing.

I wish I was more focused and didn't miss things like this.

If I said I wanted Cheerios, it doesn't mean I buy a lifetime supply of them.

(Sorry!)

 

[Simo]

Granted! You're not rich, but whenever you reach into your pocket, you have just enough money to buy whatever you wished for. Much to your dismay, the cash is in pennies. The more you reach into your pocket, the more pennies come out, but your pocket gets heavier and heavier, and your pants begin to fall. You're in public and you cannot afford the social repercussions of falling pants and an endless supply of pennies. Hence, the wish becomes more of a burden than a relief. Maybe if you're patient enough you can stand by and have someone count all the pennies with you until you can afford whatever it is you were purchasing.

I wish I was more focused and didn't miss things like this.
(Sorry!)

Granted. You're so focused on playing games in furry forums, that you miss nothing in them, ever. However, you do miss work, school, forget to bathe, and seldom eat, and eventually, never leave the house. Your dehydrated remains are found some months later, hunched over a keyboard. (sorry, there!)

I wish I could be a Fossa for a day, and jump happily from branch to branch, and make some nice lemur stew!

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted. You're so focused on playing games in furry forums, that you miss nothing in them, ever. However, you do miss work, school, forget to bathe, and seldom eat, and eventually, never leave the house. Your dehydrated remains are found some months later, hunched over a keyboard. (sorry, there!)

I wish I could be a Fossa for a day, and jump happily from branch to branch, and make some nice lemur stew!

Granted, but its only for a Pacific Standard Time day.


I wish I could win the Powerball Jackpot

 

[euthanizedCanine]

Granted, but its only for a Pacific Standard Time day.


I wish I could win the Powerball Jackpot

Granted, but your identity is stolen and someone else claims the jackpot in your name. With no witness that this was an impostor, everyone assumes you just have a very odd sense of humor and a (very bad) recurring joke you won't drop. Later that day the mysterious figure finds you sulking in your room, stabs you, dumps your body in an incinerator, and fully takes over your identity.

I wish I had an endless supply of Game Grumps.

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted, but your identity is stolen and someone else claims the jackpot in your name. With no witness that this was an impostor, everyone assumes you just have a very odd sense of humor and a (very bad) recurring joke you won't drop. Later that day the mysterious figure finds you sulking in your room, stabs you, dumps your body in an incinerator, and fully takes over your identity.

I wish I had an endless supply of Game Grumps.

Granted. But now, you are grumpy and cannot enjoy any game whatsoever be it videogames or table top games.


I wish I had a cherry pie.

 

[Simo]

Granted. But now, you are grumpy and cannot enjoy any game whatsoever be it videogames or table top games.


I wish I had a cherry pie.

Granted! But a devious clown appears out of nowhere, and smashes it against your face, then runs away, laughing, and later posts the video to You Tube.

I wish I was riding a bucking bronco, in a rodeo.

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted, but the bronco rides you and its a gay rodeo.


I wish for having all the world's weapons with unlimited ammo, no reloads.

 

[Simo]

Granted, but the bronco rides you and its a gay rodeo.


I wish for having all the world's weapons with unlimited ammo, no reloads.

( Kinky :V )

Granted. But as soon as it's delivered, the unlimited ammo all turns into soft, Nerf foam material, and any explosive compounds are turned into bursts of rainbow glitter.

I wish I lived in a penthouse on the top floor of a building in NYC.

 

[Kioskask]

( Kinky :V )

Granted. But as soon as it's delivered, the unlimited ammo all turns into soft, Nerf foam material, and any explosive compounds are turned into bursts of rainbow glitter.

I wish I lived in a penthouse on the top floor of a building in NYC.

Granted, but it has no electricity, water or sewage and isn't structurally stable.

I wish I could move to America.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but it has no electricity, water or sewage and isn't structurally stable.

I wish I could move to America.

granted, you move to Mississippi and wind up in a house that's 50 miles form any sign of civilization and is slowly sinking into the swamped land it stands on.

I wish I could get a ref sheet done of my fursonas.

 

[Kitsune633]

Granted. But it expensive and done in stick style.

I wish I was genre savvy.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but the chocolate chips are poisoned so you have to be buried as your fursona and no one attends your funeral because they don't know who you are.

I wish I had a music box that never needs winding

 

[Kioskask]

Granted. But it expensive and done in stick style.

I wish I was genre savvy.

Granted, but only for 30 minutes.

I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but only for 30 minutes.

I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent.

granted, but now your stuck in a eternal dream wile your real body is in never ending coma.

I wish I could post my images in the my signature box.

 

[Simo]

Granted! But only images of cheesy boy-bands.

I wish I was the warden of an all furry prison, with various fursuits as uniforms. (I mean, what could go wrong?)