Artist Agent/Manager and Writer.
Granted! But only images of cheesy boy-bands.
I wish I was the warden of an all furry prison, with various fursuits as uniforms. (I mean, what could go wrong?)
Granted. But your staff is overworked, underpaid, and the various furries form gangs and run the yards deal with drugs, alcohol and other contraband.
I wish to possess all the world's Pokemon cards.