Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[Kitsune633]

Granted! But only images of cheesy boy-bands.

I wish I was the warden of an all furry prison, with various fursuits as uniforms. (I mean, what could go wrong?)

Granted. But your staff is overworked, underpaid, and the various furries form gangs and run the yards deal with drugs, alcohol and other contraband.


I wish to possess all the world's Pokemon cards.

 

[euthanizedCanine]

Granted. But your staff is overworked, underpaid, and the various furries form gangs and run the yards deal with drugs, alcohol and other contraband.


I wish to possess all the world's Pokemon cards.

Granted. All Pokemon cards are now within your grasp, including limited editions. Despite this, you cannot show them to anyone. The moment you whip any card out to show anyone else, it automatically disintegrates. If you try to take a picture of any of the cards, your device will instantly catch on fire and destroy all the information it held. You can have all the cards you desire, but no one will know you have them, and you won't be able to play with them. You can tell other people about the cards, but you will never actually be able to prove it.

I wish I didn't have flat feet.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted. All Pokemon cards are now within your grasp, including limited editions. Despite this, you cannot show them to anyone. The moment you whip any card out to show anyone else, it automatically disintegrates. If you try to take a picture of any of the cards, your device will instantly catch on fire and destroy all the information it held. You can have all the cards you desire, but no one will know you have them, and you won't be able to play with them. You can tell other people about the cards, but you will never actually be able to prove it.

I wish I didn't have flat feet.

Granted! But now your feet are spheres, making it even harder to walk!

I wish College would stop being so stressfull

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted! But now your feet are spheres, making it even harder to walk!

I wish College would stop being so stressfull

granted, but now it'll take 20 years to graduate.

I wish I knew more erotic scalie art web-sites.

 

[Simo]

granted, but now it'll take 20 years to graduate.

I wish I knew more erotic scalie art web-sites.

Granted. Now, every site on the internet becomes an erotic scalie art web-site, but all of the dragons look exactly like Spike, from My Little Pony.

I wish they would erect a massive statue of me, Simo S. Skunk, in every city in the world.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But the statues arn't made out of the best material and are destoryed in a few days due to natural causes. Instead, they're all replaced with an Airdancer which looks like your character.

I wish I could control time

 

[Simo]

Granted. You have total control of time, and can cause all of reality to shift to any time period you want, past, present or future. However, you've lost all control of space, and thus, of movement, and are always stuck in the same place, unable to move.

I wish I had a concert grand piano, and was a virtuoso at playing it.

 

[Birdbf]

Granted, but on the way to your first concert, your hands are bitten off by a very angry chihuahua.
Better luck next time.

I wish my power and gas people would come to my apartment already to set things up.

 

[Kioskask]

Granted. They set it up wrong and it starts a fire.

I wish I had a bigger room.

 

[Birdbf]

Nice. They'd have to cover for the damages and my shit's still in my other apartment, so please.

Granted! Your room is now a dungeon-like jail cell, a la silence of the lambs. Congratulations on your lovely new abode.

I wish I was 5'6". I need a little height in my life.

 

[Cannabiskitty]

Congratulations 5'6" you are now falling from space.

I wish I had a flat tummy.

 

[Birdbf]

Granted! You now have a flat tummy. You also have a flat everything else. You've been hit by a steamroller, congratulations!

I wish someone made a generous, legal donation of 1 million dollars to me.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

Granted! You now have a flat tummy. You also have a flat everything else. You've been hit by a steamroller, congratulations!

I wish someone made a generous, legal donation of 1 million dollars to me.

Granted. You are bombarded by Donald Trump memes instead of actually getting your monie.

I wish for a pair of socks that'll fit my dragon feet.

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

Your new socks will fit your feet...as well as everything else. Enjoy your new sleeping bags.

i wish i could draw whatever i want; the image will translate perfectly from thought to paper.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

Your new socks will fit your feet...as well as everything else. Enjoy your new sleeping bags.

i wish i could draw whatever i want; the image will translate perfectly from thought to paper.

(So your shirt, bra, pants and everything else will fit my feet? I go through socks pretty fast, better hand em over now)

Granted. Your thought can only be translated onto heavily crumpled up pieces of paper to the point of them being indistinguishable.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

(So your shirt, bra, pants and everything else will fit my feet? I go through socks pretty fast, better hand em over now)

By that i meant that your socks would fit "everything else", meaning every part of you; the whole of you. i thought i got the point across with the "sleeping bags" bit. Oh well. :V

Well, okay, you can have your portal gun but it only makes one portal (as apposed to a pair of linked ones) and you'll never know where it goes.

Meanwhile, i wish i had the entirety of Steam's library for free.

 

[Simo]

Granted! But access to the entire library is also subject to the installation of a large pipe, which blasts piping hot steam as you as you play, thus instantly cooking you to well-done.

I wish all smart phones, tablets, cell-phones, laptops and other such devices all suddenly weighed at least 50 pounds, thus making them very cumbersome to use.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted. Now, every site on the internet becomes an erotic scalie art web-site, but all of the dragons look exactly like Spike, from My Little Pony.

I wish they would erect a massive statue of me, Simo S. Skunk, in every city in the world.

 

[Simo]

*giggles*

I thought this might bring about such a reaction

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted! But access to the entire library is also subject to the installation of a large pipe, which blasts piping hot steam as you as you play, thus instantly cooking you to well-done.

I wish all smart phones, tablets, cell-phones, laptops and other such devices all suddenly weighed at least 50 pounds, thus making them very cumbersome to use.

granted, but now everyone knows and hates you for removing there one and only REASON TOO LIVE! *sarcasm* thus ruining your chances of ever finding anyone to talk too.

I wish I had a magical taco that turns me into my scalesona and makes me immune to poisons after I eat it.

 

[Kioskask]

granted, but now everyone knows and hates you for removing there one and only REASON TOO LIVE! *sarcasm* thus ruining your chances of ever finding anyone to talk too.

I wish I had a magical taco that turns me into my scalesona and makes me immune to poisons after I eat it.

Granted, but your immune system stops working, so you can die from any illness.

I wish I could move house.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted, but your immune system stops working, so you can die from any illness.

I wish I could move house.

 

[Simo]

Granted, but your immune system stops working, so you can die from any illness.

I wish I could move house.

Granted. You pick up and move Dr. House, from that TV show, 'House', that was once very popular. However, the crabby Dr. injects you with a hypodermic of an experimental solution, transforming you into a pretty, pink, sparkly bunny rabbit.

I wish I had my own private, luxury submarine, with spacious cabins, and a huge viewing room.

 

[Birdbf]

Granted. But it's sealed incorrectly so the pressurized cabinets fill up as soon as you try to submerge, hence ruining the insides if you manage to survive.
Let's hope you have submarine insurance!

I wish my boyfriend would hurry up and get to our apartment. He's taking too long.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! He hurries up and starting heading to the apartment, although, while one his way, he gets kidnapped by goblins!

I wish I could move and control time, since I'm frozen in place