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Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

Traven V

Luna-tic.
Granted but space and time also control you so you become space-time.

I wish there was something to do?
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
Granted but space and time also control you so you become space-time.

I wish there was something to do?
granted, you now have to grade an entire pile of high-schoolers essay papers. but every time you get close to finishing or take a break the pile refills back to the way it was before you started.

I was I had some dark chocolate.
 

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
granted, you now have to grade an entire pile of high-schoolers essay papers. but every time you get close to finishing or take a break the pile refills back to the way it was before you started.

I was I had some dark chocolate.

Granted! But the chocolate is REALLY dark... So dark, that is just tastes like cocoa... wait, hang on a second... it IS just pure cocoa

I wish I could control myself o-o
 
Granted. the screen is unusable and you cannot see anything on it

I wish i was ded
Granted! After a long talk with your loved ones, you decide it's time.
You change your name to "ded". You have no last name, just "ded".
None of them approve nor understand your decision, but fear opposing it.

I wish I could draw quicker instead of taking a week for doodles ;;
 

Birdbf

I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.
Granted! After a long talk with your loved ones, you decide it's time.
You change your name to "ded". You have no last name, just "ded".
None of them approve nor understand your decision, but fear opposing it.

I wish I could draw quicker instead of taking a week for doodles ;;

Granted! But none of them ever get attention in your online circles. You're an undercover artist from this point on.

I wish youtube had videos that were interesting to me that I haven't seen yet. I've watched so many that I've exhausted all things I'm interested in..
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
Granted! But the chocolate is REALLY dark... So dark, that is just tastes like cocoa... wait, hang on a second... it IS just pure cocoa

I wish I could control myself o-o
granted, but now your man's pleasure "if you get what I mean" shrinks away into nothing and you feel cold and empty inside all the time.

I wish more dragons would come to these forums ^.=.^
 

Traven V

Luna-tic.
granted, but now your man's pleasure "if you get what I mean" shrinks away into nothing and you feel cold and empty inside all the time.

I wish more dragons would come to these forums ^.=.^

granted but are all quickly tamed for our flying pleasure which causes a war, yadda, yadda, yadda, epic tale.

I wish I could buy a pack of Marlboro Marijuanas (you know the wacky weed)
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
granted but are all quickly tamed for our flying pleasure which causes a war, yadda, yadda, yadda, epic tale.

I wish I could buy a pack of Marlboro Marijuanas (you know the wacky weed)
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yea, I'd like to see you try it.
 

Traven V

Luna-tic.
yea, I'd like to see you try it.

Relax, I actually revere dragons, always have and see them as a symbol of protection and prosperity. just playing the game.
 

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
granted but are all quickly tamed for our flying pleasure which causes a war, yadda, yadda, yadda, epic tale.

I wish I could buy a pack of Marlboro Marijuanas (you know the wacky weed)
Granted! But all the dragons end up buying it instead! So now everyone is out!

I wish I could fly to get around and no one would think any different of it!
 

Kioskask

Active Member
Granted! But all the dragons end up buying it instead! So now everyone is out!

I wish I could fly to get around and no one would think any different of it!
Granted, they don't think anything of it. However, this is because they can never see you do it and they won't ever believe you if you say you do.

I wish I could travel everywhere, with no need for money or a passport.
 

Azrion/Zhalo

The Felynes have arisen!
Granted, they don't think anything of it. However, this is because they can never see you do it and they won't ever believe you if you say you do.

I wish I could travel everywhere, with no need for money or a passport.
Granted. Dragons control all transportation, and for being a wolf, you have to pay with a tasty meal of Kioskask.

I wish for a Gamma Gun.
 

Azrion/Zhalo

The Felynes have arisen!
Granted! Unfortunately it's protective casing is cracked and you suffer a lethal dose of radiation poisoning.

I wish for a really tasty sandwich.
(Good thing I always wear Power Armor. Uses a Rad-away)

Granted. Your sandwich has a tasty, yet strange kind of Food Paste in it, soon causing you to become addicted to the paste and you turn into a Pink Ghoul as you search for more paste.

I wish for a Tato.
 

Mercuss

Not your average furry trash, I'm a furry landfill
(I'm assuming you mean tattoo) Granted. Your tattoo is made with Indian elephant "cake icing".
My wish is to get the wish I just granted out of my head.
 

Kioskask

Active Member
(Good thing I always wear Power Armor. Uses a Rad-away)

Granted. Your sandwich has a tasty, yet strange kind of Food Paste in it, soon causing you to become addicted to the paste and you turn into a Pink Ghoul as you search for more paste.

I wish for a Tato.
Granted, but it's coated in a thick layer of green mould.

I wish I had a better desk.
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
Granted, but it's coated in a thick layer of green mould.

I wish I had a better desk.
granted, but the desk is covered in a green stinky sludge that never comes off.

I wish I had a posion-less disease-less fajita, that will turn me into a anthro dragon with the power to control water.
 

Azrion/Zhalo

The Felynes have arisen!
granted, but the desk is covered in a green stinky sludge that never comes off.

I wish I had a posion-less disease-less fajita, that will turn me into a anthro dragon with the power to control water.
Granted. You drop your fajita into a dirty, salty puddle, riddling it with all diseases known to the Commonwealth.

I wish for a large, unbreakable bottle.
 
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