Corrupt-A-Wish Resurrected

[shapeless0ne]

Granted. You drop your fajita into a dirty, salty puddle, riddling it with all diseases known to the Commonwealth.

I wish for a large, unbreakable bottle.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

You should really hold onto your fajita a bit better there buddy x3

 

[Volvom]

Granted. You drop your fajita into a dirty, salty puddle, riddling it with all diseases known to the Commonwealth.

I wish for a large, unbreakable bottle.

Granted, but that bottle os actually freshly made and it's like burning liquid~

I wish for change my gender from female to male.

 

[shapeless0ne]

You should really hold onto your fajita a bit better there buddy x3

 

[Saokymo]

You should really hold onto your fajita a bit better there buddy x3

I don't think he wants to taco 'bout it right now.

 

[JynxLynx]

Granted, but that bottle os actually freshly made and it's like burning liquid~

I wish for change my gender from female to male.

Granted, but you still bleed once a month!~
I wish for a softer pillow.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

Granted, but you still bleed once a month!~
I wish for a softer pillow.

Granted. I'm now your pillow but I will require specific things of you in the future for doing so. *wink*

I wish for a magazine to read.

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted. I'm now your pillow but I will require specific things of you in the future for doing so. *wink*

I wish for a magazine to read.

granted, but it's an all MLP fanart special. (to make matters worse there are a few drawings of spike having "fun' if you catch my drift' with various other MLP characters.)

I wish the fandom had less furred fursonas (wolf, cats etc) and more non furred fursonas such as scalies.

 

[Saokymo]

granted, but it's an all MLP fanart special. (to make matters worse there are a few drawings of spike having "fun' if you catch my drift' with various other MLP characters.)

I wish the fandom had less furred fursonas (wolf, cats etc) and more non furred fursonas such as scalies.

Granted! Unfortunately all the new fursonas look like this:

I wish Firefly would get a new season of episodes.

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but I have to eat you first.

I wish that I didn't kill Padme.

 

[Nemnth]

Granted! But she still hates you and ends up leaving you for obi-wan

I wish I could have a dergen pillow~ o-o

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted! But she still hates you and ends up leaving you for obi-wan

I wish I could have a dergen pillow~ o-o

granted, but now every other dragon in the fandom wants a dragon pillow. resulting in a giant head smashing back braking hug.

I wish we dragons ruled the fandom. ^.=.^

 

[Nemnth]

granted, but now every other dragon in the fandom wants a dragon pillow. resulting in a giant head smashing back braking hug.

I wish we dragons ruled the fandom. ^.=.^

Granted! But now everyone else is mad and may overthrow the dragon throne! o-o

I wish I had more money for art with my dergen!~ ^-^

 

[shapeless0ne]

Granted! But now everyone else is mad and may overthrow the dragon throne! o-o

I wish I had more money for art with my dergen!~ ^-^

don't we all. >.=.>

 

[Volvom]

Granted! But now everyone else is mad and may overthrow the dragon throne! o-o

I wish I had more money for art with my dergen!~ ^-^

Granted, but of course all that money is Monopoly money!

I wish to be famour artist!

 

[Traven V]

Granted, but of course all that money is Monopoly money!

I wish to be famour artist!

granted now your an absolute popufur!!!!!

I wish I could become a famous singer.

 

[Kioskask]

granted now your an absolute popufur!!!!!

I wish I could become a famous singer.

Granted, you are a famous singer. However, you are not famous because of your singing, you are famous for running naked through the streets of Manhattan.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Saokymo]

Granted, you are a famous singer. However, you are not famous because of your singing, you are famous for running naked through the streets of Manhattan.

I wish I was taller.

Granted - you are now taller! Unfortunately you will now slam your head into every single door frame you cross through, ever.

I wish I had more energy to keep up with my kid on Saturday mornings.

 

[Traven V]

Granted - you are now taller! Unfortunately you will now slam your head into every single door frame you cross through, ever.

I wish I had more energy to keep up with my kid on Saturday mornings.

granted but now the kids can't keep up with you

I wish i had some MacDonald's

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but your kid doesn't have energy to keep up with you because you're too fast.

and Traven, granted, but you die from it.

I wish for a bachelor pad.

 

[Traven V]

(Nuuuuuuu) granted but it's just that a bachelor pad meaning no ladies allowed but it's swanky.

I wish for world piece.

 

[TidesofFate]

Granted, but I you only get a piece of the world and nothing else.

I wish for enough money to buy a Star Wars cosplay costume for Anime Expo.

 

[Simo]

Granted. But it's a really cheesy looking Princess Leah costume, in very high heels, and lends you the appearance of a very tacky drag-queen. Plus, you find it really hard to walk in said heels, and are always tripping and falling.

I wish I lived in a classic English style Tudor home, with a nice library and a cozy fireplace, in which I could sit in a comfortable chair, enjoy a nice cigar, a glass of Cognac, and read Thomas Mann's Dr. Faustus, while contemplating the passages concerning the line between the organic and inorganic, in a dreamy, leisurely way, in total peace and quiet.

 

[reptile logic]

Granted. You're stuck and a time loop and know it.

I wish for whirled peas.

 

[Saokymo]

Granted. You're stuck and a time loop and know it.

I wish for whirled peas.

Granted. You now have to clean the mess of peas from the walls and ceiling of your kitchen.

I wish for a robot that does all the housework for me.