As we approach the Autumnal Equinox it behooves us to pass laws maintaining the equality of all that take a tumble, and refrain from attaching small metal objects into the various openings that occasionally present themselves. The proper proportions need not be maintained and growth , expansion , and random blimping are to be encouraged. Please stand for the national jingle.
While everyone is still young enough to appreciate it and not too old to take it for granted. Everyone must go camping.
I know it's kind of gatekeeping, but with this new law everyone, at least once, between the ages of 12 - 16, just go out into the nearest "wilderness" with just a single occupancy tent, the basic needs for survival and some store bought food stuffs.
Just for one week, everyone needs to appreciate being in a situation where all there is, is you and yer friends, alone and under the stars.
No distractions. Just a shitty tent and sleeping bag to keep you warm, and the company of others.