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Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
I decree that every Karen shall be forced to work in a service industry for no less than one year
 

Nexus Cabler

Abstract Concepts Coordinator
Every person must have at least one stuffed animal. If you don't have a stuffed animal, one will be provided to you. There will be stuffed animal insurance, in case something unfortunate happens to your stuffed animal.

I'm calling this the Affordable Plush Act
 

JuniperW

Birb Fanatic
I am the only person in the entire world allowed to have pasta. From the moment this law is passed, all pasta in the world legally belongs to me and anyone who owns pasta must forfeit it to me. Anyone caught eating pasta will face life in prison. No exceptions.
 

JuniperW

Birb Fanatic
Everyone has to wear these inflatable dinosaur costumes every hour of the day and must never take them off.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
All rays are now legally known as "flap flaps." This includes manta rays (Majestic Sea Flap Flaps), gamma rays (Gamma Flap Flaps) and people named Ray (Stevie Flap Flap Vaughan).
 

ben909

vaporeon with Axolotl gill array as neck fin
Cream cheese will be sold in disks so it is easy to cover the whole bagel
 

Parabellum3

I'm not a furry if I have feathers.
Hurting my feelings shall be punishable by ranging from a minimum $100 fine up to death, depending on the severity of the offense.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
Skunk-scent shall be the only scent allowed, in all scented soaps, shampoos and bath products.

Oh dear! No one is permitted to bathe now.
 

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
*passes a law, that creates an exception for foxes, requiring at least two 'baths' per day*

Yay! I can keep my tail fluffy! *adds blow drying too the law...*

Wait a minute I have to shower in skunk butt!
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
All service dogs must now be ugly and unpettable.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
All governmental organisations must now contain shellfish puns.

Now accepting sign-ups for the Democrab and Republiclam parties.
 

Punk_M0nitor

Resident Edgelord
All governmental organisations must now contain shellfish puns.

Now accepting sign-ups for the Democrab and Republiclam parties.
Let's not forget about the seacialists
 

Punk_M0nitor

Resident Edgelord
It is mandated that all citizens must have the same first name. If someone wants to change their name, they must petition to have the rest of nation's name changed to that name. Hopefully democracy is on their side
 

MadKiyo

Imma bat in yer rafters
All furries under a certain income bracket do not have to pay the $1 tax, only rich furries
 
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