Create a New Law

[ssaannttoo]

I hereby decree every single individual must recive 3 spankies a day, one with each meal xD

 

[Tacoshark]

I decree that every Karen shall be forced to work in a service industry for no less than one year

 

[ssaannttoo]

I degree sharks must be called good bois.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Every person must have at least one stuffed animal. If you don't have a stuffed animal, one will be provided to you. There will be stuffed animal insurance, in case something unfortunate happens to your stuffed animal.

I'm calling this the Affordable Plush Act

 

[Limedragon27]

Driving 15 miles under the speed limit with a line of traffic behind you is now punishable by jail time.

 

[JuniperW]

I am the only person in the entire world allowed to have pasta. From the moment this law is passed, all pasta in the world legally belongs to me and anyone who owns pasta must forfeit it to me. Anyone caught eating pasta will face life in prison. No exceptions.

 

[JuniperW]

Everyone has to wear these inflatable dinosaur costumes every hour of the day and must never take them off.

 

[Foxy Emy]

All rays are now legally known as "flap flaps." This includes manta rays (Majestic Sea Flap Flaps), gamma rays (Gamma Flap Flaps) and people named Ray (Stevie Flap Flap Vaughan).

 

[Faustus]

Whenever a fox makes someone laugh, he/she has to give them a cuddle.

 

[ben909]

Cream cheese will be sold in disks so it is easy to cover the whole bagel

 

[Frank Gulotta]

No more than 48.669 blinking a day!
Now have fun keeping tabs on that, and the penalty is no blinking!

 

[FoxesYummy]

Butter, cheese, jelly, peanut butter, and cream cheese will now be sold in slices.

 

[Simo]

Skunk-scent shall be the only scent allowed, in all scented soaps, shampoos and bath products.

 

[Parabellum3]

Hurting my feelings shall be punishable by ranging from a minimum $100 fine up to death, depending on the severity of the offense.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Skunk-scent shall be the only scent allowed, in all scented soaps, shampoos and bath products.

Oh dear! No one is permitted to bathe now.

 

[Simo]

Oh dear! No one is permitted to bathe now.

*passes a law, that creates an exception for foxes, requiring at least two 'baths' per day*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*passes a law, that creates an exception for foxes, requiring at least two 'baths' per day*

Yay! I can keep my tail fluffy! *adds blow drying too the law...*

Wait a minute I have to shower in skunk butt!

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

It is now legal to kill Kenny

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

All service dogs must now be ugly and unpettable.

 

[ssaannttoo]

All service dogs must now be ugly and unpettable.

It is now legal to beat @Kit H. Ruppell with any hard object because of the rule he just made >:3

 

[Faustus]

All governmental organisations must now contain shellfish puns.

Now accepting sign-ups for the Democrab and Republiclam parties.

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

All governmental organisations must now contain shellfish puns.

Now accepting sign-ups for the Democrab and Republiclam parties.

Let's not forget about the seacialists

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

It is mandated that all citizens must have the same first name. If someone wants to change their name, they must petition to have the rest of nation's name changed to that name. Hopefully democracy is on their side

 

[Simo]

All furries must now pay a $1 per hour video-game playing tax, payable to Simo S. Skunk, 44 Skunk Hollow Road, Skunk Hollow, PvP Land.

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

All furries under a certain income bracket do not have to pay the $1 tax, only rich furries