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Create a New Law

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
All furries under a certain income bracket do not have to pay the $1 tax, only rich furries
All furries below this income threshold must now spend an equal ammount of time romping and playing in that long-lost place known as 'outside', as they do playing video games...even in the snow! (Through which some of us furs had to walk 10 miles to school in, in our bare paws!)
 

MadKiyo

Imma bat in yer rafters
All furries below this income threshold must now spend an equal ammount of time romping and playing in that long-lost place known as 'outside', as they do playing video games...even in the snow! (Through which some of us furs had to walk 10 miles to school in, in our bare paws!)
Ah but what if you play video games... OUTSIDE?
 

MadKiyo

Imma bat in yer rafters
Grrrrrrrrr!

*makes a new law, that all smart phones, laptops, and portable electronic devices must weigh 100 pounds, or more*

There!
Wow that's brutal, everybody has to bring a cart around to carry their devices. I guess the plus is that you can meet that weight requirement by giving the devices more power and memory. Everybody will be pushing around NASA supercomputers
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
New law

Every snake must be equipped with a hat

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Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
Thy king decrees that everyone must wear onesies while at work.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
We will have a new clause that means some bats are required to, if they have bad behavior. This clause also includes other, very spankable critters AND those with particularly thicc clappers.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Oh look, a sub-sub-subclause that says that the only person permitted to judge a bat's behaviour as bad is the bat themselves, and that if any naughty bugger tries to overrule this rule with more rules, they it doesn't work and they get extra spanks with a big velvet whip (that's a lot more painful than it sounds!)
 

ben909

vaporeon with Axolotl gill array as neck fin
Puts a tax on spanking
 
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