Create a New Law

[Tacoshark]

New law, all gps software shall be required to have 3 voice settings.

1. Morgan Freeman
2. Snoop Dogg
3. Samuel L Jackson

 

[ssaannttoo]

There are now to be added to normal doctor visits Bean inspections!

 

[Tacoshark]

By order of the Queen, all Sharks must be given a free taco every day....

.......ignore the law is written in crayon

 

[ssaannttoo]

This law makes it possible to react twice to one message and give it a laugh and a heart.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Free mental health care

 

[BassFoxBoog]

Douchebags are put into the stocks
I choose though

 

[Foxridley]

Politicians must wear fursuits for interviews.

 

[ssaannttoo]

We can now create a state religion that focuses on paws and maws.

 

[BassFoxBoog]

What is and isn't furry to be on the national curriculum
Stop asking me if furries really do a, b & c
Just hug and be merry

 

[ssaannttoo]

It is now required to poke @Tacoshark*

*Pokes him for good measure*

 

[Foxridley]

Driver's licenses now show a picture of your fursona.

 

[ssaannttoo]

To go with a frisk search Police must also pet your tail to make you feel better.

 

[ssaannttoo]

it is required to give ssaannttoo 10 head pats every day UwU

 

[Foxridley]

To become president, you must slay a dragon using a sword you have assembled from 50 pieces: one in every state.

 

[ssaannttoo]

To become president, you must slay a dragon using a sword you have assembled from 50 pieces: one in every state.

dont forget about the territories! or are those just side quests?

 

[ben909]

the dragoon population marches against this law

or at least goomy is very upset

 

[Foxridley]

dont forget about the territories! or are those just side quests?

They are side quests. The silver dagger built from parts in the territories gives you line-item veto.

 

[ssaannttoo]

They are side quests. The silver dagger built from parts in the territories gives you line-item veto.

kewl UwU

What about the coom dragon?

 

[Foxridley]

kewl UwU

What about the coom dragon?

eh?

 

[ssaannttoo]

The new law makes dragons fight for their hierarchy spot! The top most dragon is the coom dragon!

 

[Foxridley]

If someone’s parked car is blocking your driveway, you can do whatever you want to it.

 

[lolox]

When you use an escalator with another one right next to it going in the opposite direction, you have to choose a person among those passing by. That person will become your spouse.

You may only choose once, so choose wisely, but you have to choose during the ride.

Will you choose early? Or late? If you wait too long, hoping for something better, you might end up getting that last guy entering the escalator, and they're really old and hideous!

Spoiler

I feel there's a life lesson in this thought experiment.

 

[Yakamaru]

Laundry machines are declared by law to have all kinds of sensors installed to prevent the loss of socks every time it's used.

 

[ben909]

If someone’s parked car is blocking your driveway, you can do whatever you want to it.

Parking

xkcd.com

 

[Foxridley]

Parking

xkcd.com

Exactly.