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[MiroTheFox]

Once you Turn 18, you MUST have a Sexual Experience of any kind.

Punishment: Chasity Belt Received at age 19, Not able to take it off.

 

[Littlefoot505]

Once you Turn 18, you MUST have a Sexual Experience of any kind.

Punishment: Chasity Belt Received at age 19, Not able to take it off.

For the benefit of the hopeless romantics who want to save themselves for the right person, self-pleasuring fulfills the sexual experience requirement.

 

[MiroTheFox]

For the benefit of the hopeless romantics who want to save themselves for the right person, self-pleasuring fulfills the sexual experience requirement.

NO. For case of hopeless Romantics, you can Bump! Forplay is still a sexual experience.

 

[Littlefoot505]

All furries who lack artistic talent are entitled to a free, high-quality sonas drawn to their specifications.

 

[MiroTheFox]

All furries who lack artistic talent are entitled to a free, high-quality sonas drawn to their specifications.

No thanks.

 

[MiroTheFox]

All people must now refer to the military as NTF units

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[MiroTheFox]

Shouldn't we call someone to fix the reply machine?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[CindyPig]

It is hereby required of all males currently experiencing difficulties in dealing with members of the female persuasion that they live as their conceptual stereotype of a female for one year. Genuinely liberated, fair minded males shouldn't see this as a burden , where as misogynist hedonists will certainly respond to the over all objectification of their latent fetish desires. Please fill out forms in triplicate.

 

[Juju-z]

Everyone is banned from shaving off their eyebrows forever, unless you have a uni-brow. Tattoed/drawn on eyebrows are officially, as decided by the law, out of date.

All furries who lack artistic talent are entitled to a free, high-quality sonas drawn to their specifications.

But I like being able to eat, all I can afford are bagles, but still.

 

[Guifrog]

If you own a plushie, it's officially mine. Gimme all your plushies!

 

[Izzy4895]

Kim Jong-Un can have partial sanctions relief under the condition that he agrees to take the Kardashians and permanently keep them in North Korea.

 

[MiroTheFox]

Kim Jong-Un can have partial sanctions relief under the condition that he agrees to take the Kardashians and permanently keep them in North Korea.

Agree

 

[Misha Bordiga Zahradník]

Anyone who says the immigrant internment camps are fine gets to spend the next three months in one.

 

[glitchology]

No one is ever allowed to ask artists to work for free, for "exposure", or for discounted/lowered prices simply because they "can't afford" it. In the case of this law being broken, the offender must pay double to any artist hindered by the assumption that they must just be a paint cryptid who is not bound by the mortal burdens of bills and food, or dare I say it, healthcare.

 

[MiroTheFox]

No one is ever allowed to ask artists to work for free, for "exposure", or for discounted/lowered prices simply because they "can't afford" it. In the case of this law being broken, the offender must pay double to any artist hindered by the assumption that they must just be a paint cryptid who is not bound by the mortal burdens of bills and food, or dare I say it, healthcare.

Addendum: Unable to pay the Punishment will result in the death penalty.

 

[Keefur]

All scientific research must be geared toward bringing back Sabertooth cats from extinction.

 

[Keefur]

Oh... and mammoths and giant ground sloths. Sabertooths have to have something to eat.

 

[Simo]

Everyone in Australia will be forced to wear Ugg Boots, for having introduced them to the rest of the word, including @Ravofox.

Anyone else found wearing Ugg boots outside of Australia must pay a $10,000 fine, and be spanked in public with an Ugg boot.

 

[Juju-z]

It is illegal to sell peanuts in a elephant after sundown on Wednesday. However it is legal if its a havest moon, and the elephants are dressed like Canaries.

 

[Simo]

Only the music of Abba shall be featured at all future Olympic Events (Summer and Winter), and all athletes will have to wear fur-suits representing the various species of their respective countries.

 

[Ravofox]

Only the music of Abba shall be featured at all future Olympic Events (Summer and Winter), and all athletes will have to wear fur-suits representing the various species of their respective countries.

This is a law I can definitely get behind

The Northern Hemisphere must be required to celebrate Christmas in July to bring it into line with how it should be, in Summer!!!

 

[Keefur]

Anyone caught with Christmas ornamentation before Thanksgiving has to carry a raw turkey around with them until New Years.

 

[Juju-z]

Everyone is now banned from visiting a country purely so they can visit a town with a sex word as a name. They are required to donate their money to people who would use that vacation money for better things.

 

[Keefur]

Everyone is required to help feed the birds during winter.

 

[AppleButt]

I think this exists in some states but needs to happen federally too.

You may only pass ONE law at a time. Like if you’re doing a bill dealing with increasing veteran’s benefits, there should be no tacking on another bill with it adding more spending for aircraft carriers or something.