Cult of Groggy

[WXYZ]

Praise @Groggy!
Anyone who wants to join can participate in this thread. The Divine Turtle welcomes all!

 

[Keefur]

 

[Keefur]

Praise be the can of nourishment.

 

[Aika the manokit]

Forget turtles. PRAISE THE MIGHT MANOKIT!

 

[FlannelFox]

Hail our benevolent lord and turtle @Groggy!
@ClumsyWitch, you got competition

 

[Aika the manokit]

Hail our benevolent lord and turtle @Groggy!
@ClumsyWitch, you got competition

You should inform Arnak. He's a Sorcerer

 

[FlannelFox]

You should inform Arnak. He's a Sorcerer

If @Arnak is a sorcerer, then I'm sure by way of some sorcery he already knows.
Actually, our dark savior and vulpalope probably knew too, but as a fox mortal I felt it was my duty.

 

[FrostHeart]

If @Arnak is a sorcerer, then I'm sure by way of some sorcery he already knows.
Actually, our dark savior and vulpalope probably knew too, but as a fox mortal I felt it was my duty.

All hail @Groggy !

 

[Arnak]

If @Arnak is a sorcerer, then I'm sure by way of some sorcery he already knows.
Actually, our dark savior and vulpalope probably knew too, but as a fox mortal I felt it was my duty.

Indeed Mortal. Now, why has a turtle been deemed a god? Surely the ones most deserving of the title would be the ones capable of doing something for their followers

 

[Arnak]

All hail @Groggy !

Misty! How could you

 

[FrostHeart]

Misty! How could you

He's a cool dude.
But... now that you say a divine should reward its followers.................
@Thrashy should be a divine!

 

[Arnak]

He's a cool dude.
But... now that you say a divine should reward its followers.................
@Thrashy should be a divine!

(Dammit, now I wanna know what furs are which divine... I'm probably akatosh)

 

[FrostHeart]

(Dammit, now I wanna know what furs are which divine... I'm probably akatosh)

@Thrashy is the new Sheogorath! Instead of cheese, he gives out beer!

 

[Arnak]

@Thrashy is the new Sheogorath! Instead of cheese, he gives out beer!

(I now demand a list of divines and daedric princes and which furry most compares to them

 

[FrostHeart]

(I now demand a list of divines and daedric princes and which furry most compares to them

Hmmmmm...
@Groggy can be herma mora, because why tf not?

 

[Arnak]

Hmmmmm...
@Groggy can be herma mora, because why tf not?

Bring it to the convo

 

[FrostHeart]

Bring it to the convo

Lol.

 

[FlannelFox]

He's a cool dude.
But... now that you say a divine should reward its followers.................
@Thrashy should be a divine!

I'll back that sentiment.

Hail @Thrashy, for who's tavern delivereth unholy sacrament unst to his deserving mortal subjects!
*passes out a thrash communion while waving an ornate incense burner full of diesel*

 

[FrostHeart]

@Groggy is inbound...

 

[Arnak]

I'll back that sentiment.

Hail @Thrashy, for who's tavern delivereth unholy sacrament unst to his deserving mortal subjects!
*passes out a thrash communion while waving an ornate incense burner full of diesel*

Melt some styrofoam in there and you've got homemade napalm. (Don't try this shit at home)

 

[FrostHeart]

@Groggy is inbound...

I think...

 

[FlannelFox]

Melt some styrofoam in there and you've got homemade napalm. (Don't try this shit at home)

I'm more a fan of soap and gasoline, more eco friendly I think!

 

[Arnak]

I'm more a fan of soap and gasoline, more eco friendly I think!

True, true

 

[Groggy]

What-- oh we're making the cult a thing now? But I haven't even prepared a speech...
Ah, well.

INDEED, MY BELOVED FOLLOWERS. REVERE MY NAME AND MY UNQUESTIONABLE DIVINITY.

...or don't, your choice.

You do get free tacos for joining the cult though.

 

[Arnak]

What-- oh we're making the cult a thing now? But I haven't even prepared a speech...
Ah, well.

INDEED, MY BELOVED FOLLOWERS. REVERE MY NAME AND MY UNQUESTIONABLE DIVINITY.

...or don't, your choice.

You do get free tacos for joining the cult though.

I challenge you, false god!
(Not really, here have a hug sea flappy boi)