De”faux”nitions

[Sam Wamm]

Paroxysm- The process by which pears turn brown after being cut.

Smite

swedish marmite

ambrosia

 

[Ash Sukea]

Ambrosia: A state or condition of a lack of bro culture.

Domestic

 

[Foxy Emy]

Ambrosia: A state or condition of a lack of bro culture.

Domestic

A small bug that likes to be in control while sucking your... blood... Yeah blood. That is totally it. It's not something else.

Idiolect

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

A dialect indicative of low intelligence and poor education.

Manubrium

 

[Fallowfox]

Manubrium. A manly prominence.

Slushpuppy

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

A kind of almost-sled-dog that isn't quite adapted to frigid climates.

Contusion

 

[Fallowfox]

Contusion; also known as concusstution. A constitution written while suffering the effects of a head injury.

Use: George Washington rubbed his head as he signed the Contusion.


Gatorade.

 

[Ziggy Schlacht]

To provide help to a certain range of swamp-based reptiles.

Useage: Be careful with the gatorade, Billy-bob was eaten yesterday.

Filigree

 

[Mambi]

To fill a container with green substances.

Useage: I had a lot of catnip left over, so I filigree'd a jar and stored it away.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

 

[Ziggy Schlacht]

A fear of hippos appearing specifically in your bathtub. Not elsewhere.

Useage: After watching that Nile documentary, Harold has been taken by acute hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Ferule

 

[Foxy Emy]

A fear of hippos appearing specifically in your bathtub. Not elsewhere.

Useage: After watching that Nile documentary, Harold has been taken by acute hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Ferule

A country that recently declared independence from Hyrule.

Defibrillator

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Defibrillator

It's what you say when you're not hungry for brie cheese right now, but you'll def have brie later

Herculean

 

[Fallowfox]

The Herculean. An unnecessary Heimlich manoeuvrer.

Use: 'She thought he was choking; so she gave him a Herculean,'.


Discombobulate.

 

[Foxy Emy]

The Herculean. An unnecessary Heimlich manoeuvrer.

Use: 'She thought he was choking; so she gave him a Herculean,'.


Discombobulate.

Deconstruction of a thingamabob.

Usage: I just discombobulate the whatchamajigit, give it a whaackaroo, and the thingamabob is fixed!

Laundry

 

[Sam Wamm]

when the grass dries after the rain.

puke

 

[zandelux]

Puke: a title of nobility between a prince and a duke.

dopamine

 

[Faustus]

Dopamine: The place they dug up Eric Trump.

Forensic

 

[Koriekraiz13]

The importment of ceramic basin's via ship

Tectonic

 

[Foxy Emy]

The importment of ceramic basin's via ship

Tectonic

A cocktail for protogens containing motor oil and tonic water, typically served with a bread board garnish.

Malpractice

 

[Hiridor]

Malpractice
The act of practicing a craft using in store items without buying them.
E.g. Blank kept returning to the mall to go to the music shop in order to practice the guitar without buying the product.

Proliferate

 

[Ash Sukea]

What your insurance costs if you have a positive attitude towards life

Marzipan

 

[TR273]

Marzipan : literally a pan used to make Mars bars.

Bicycle

 

[Foxy Emy]

Bi CyC le

A furry face with one ear bigger than the other to show perspective.

See also: UwU, UyU, OwO, OyO, Furry

Glowstick

 

[Faustus]

A male protogen's naughty bits.

Furious

 

[Yakamaru]

Someone with so much fur that fur alone is not descriptive enough.

Disaster