De”faux”nitions

[Foxridley]

A species of spider named by a biologist who was drunk at the time.

Nebula

 

[ssaannttoo]

A dangly bit on the back of your scrotum

Iridium

 

[Foxridley]

The element that gets rid of things.

Pegmatite

 

[ssaannttoo]

A rock that doms the subby bois.

Pregananant.

 

[Foxridley]

Pasta sauce made with ants.

hyaloclastite

 

[Faustus]

That means ‘hello Albert, your teaching skills are excellent’ in ‘street’.

Bordello

 

[Ash Sukea]

Bordello

A tiny boudoir

Tocopherols

 

[ssaannttoo]

Chemicals that are used in the production of Tacos!

Mononucleosis.

 

[beanie the sleepy kitty]

When you have both a monotone voice and nuclear radiation poisoning at the same time.

Riboflavin

 

[Mambi]

When you love the taste of BBQ ribs and have to sing about it!

Googol

 

[Foxridley]

A search engine for soccer players.

Administration.

 

[ssaannttoo]

The menstral cycle of an Admin.

Ya

 

[Foxridley]

An interjection that translates as “I am kicking you.”

porphyritic.

 

[ssaannttoo]

When you ate something really bad so you start ejecting your stomach acid out your bottom.

pyrite.

 

[beanie the sleepy kitty]

When you bake the pie just right.

Acetaminophen

 

[Foxridley]

Toilets stalls in the men’s bathroom, where they are often seated.

adiabatic

 

[ssaannttoo]

When you get bad back pain when you wake up in the morning

Agastopia

 

[Foxridley]

A paradise where you'll never be aghast at anything.

Tumescence

 

[ssaannttoo]

Indents of tume, times cousin

Iridologist

 

[Foxridley]

Someone who gets rid of ologies.

nitroglycerin

 

[Faustus]

Sounds like an R. Talisorian character.... Night Rogue Lisserin.

Communal

 

[ssaannttoo]

The urinal everybody likes to use! Its the best on in the entire house.

Cacophony

 

[beanie the sleepy kitty]

Synthetic chocolate.

Calligraphy

 

[Ash Sukea]

Calligraphy

Drawings by Caligula

Amphiptere

 

[ssaannttoo]

A virtual tire made out of Amphs.

Bequeath