EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
Do you like it?
If yes, leave some jokes here
If yes, leave some jokes here
Does anyone on here like dark humor?
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Sergei Sóhomo
Guest
Shit's good if timed right and not forced
RileyTheOtter
The Autistic Otter
Where'd little Tommy go during the bombing? Everywhere
What's black, white, and red all over? Nuns in a blender.
What's black, white, and red all over? Nuns in a blender.
EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
-With a mixer
And how do you get them out of the bowl?
-With nachos
-With a mixer
And how do you get them out of the bowl?
-With nachos
EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
I like the first one, good job, you made me laugh!
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Stormi
Guest
Love it? I salivate over it.
nerdbat
Green butt of reason
A good one, as Sergei put it. Black comedy opens many tricks and opportunities for something hilarious, but it's also much easier to completely fail at it and piss off somebody you don't want to. Good black humor requires either a developed sense of tone (something like George Carlin), or punchlines/acting funny enough to afford offensiveness of the content (stuff like Filthy Frank) - otherwise, it would be both shitty and insulting.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Ok. Here we go. What's black and blue and green all over? Dead baby.
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Sergei Sóhomo
Guest
See stuff like this is just edgy. Poor timing and pretty forced like Spock's acting
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Bill was in a terrible accident. His hand was accidentally amputated at work by a saw. The doctors decided he would be a great recipient of a new ,fully function ,voice activated prosthetic hand. Bill was all for it. The thought of living without a hand was too much for Bill. And the surgery was a complete success. Later, Bill demonstrated for the doctors the things the hand could do with his new hand. He told it to hold a cup, and it did. He told it to hold a pen so he could write. And it did. The doctors were amazed. Later, Bill woke up from a good long nap to discover that his dick was erect. He held up the sheet and stared at his erection. Then he got an idea. He said, "Hand, jerk off my dick.", in a low voice. Instantly, and almost to fast to see, his new hand reached and grabbed Bill's penis, and ripped it clean off his body!! Bill shreaked in terror as blood shot everywhere!!! Then he screamed in a loud voice, "FUCKK MEEE!!", in dismayed terror!! And the new hand, still clutching his severed penis, began to fuck Bill with his own dick!!
THE END
THE END
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
How does Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road!
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road!
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
I know YOU have to have a dark humor joke rattling around up there! Tell us.
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Sergei Sóhomo
Guest
Wow okay I'm insulted by what you're insinuating
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Sergei Sóhomo
Guest
Fucking shit like this is what gets me a good chuckle or 2
Arck
Husky-fox (basic af)
Oh thank you
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
How do you make a baby cry?
Drop it.
How do you make a baby stop crying?
Drop it again.
Drop it.
How do you make a baby stop crying?
Drop it again.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Touche Satan.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Omg!!
"Everyone likes a wee jokey-joke."
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Omg! This was fukin hilarious!!
He needs to end his hiatus as soon as possible. He was actually in Grand Theft Auto IV: Lost And Damned.