Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Does anyone on here like dark humor?
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Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
InpuOsirisson
Active Member
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
I'm still
watching this. Choking on my tea now!! Omg!!
InpuOsirisson
Active Member
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Jesus Christ!! That's not supossed to be funny! But it was!! Does that mean I'm evil?FUCK!
JumboWumbo
Banned in two states.
Not my profile btw I just found this on the internet.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
What a mic!
Not my profile btw I just found this on the internet.
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
Cobain was a hell of an artist.
A real modern Jackson Pollock
A real modern Jackson Pollock
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
I was in high school when the news came out. Mid day at lunch the news spread like wildfire. Sad day. It was about as shocking as Iraq invading Kuwait.
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
So nobody actually cared, though they said they did in passing?
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Oh no! A lot of crying. A lot of disbelief. It was a bad day. I sure missed him. Still do. His unplugged version of A Man Who Sold The World was beautiful to me.
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
Huh.
So does this mean you purposely avoided responding to the Pollock joke?
... or... did you not get it?
Because Pollock is famous for splatter paintings.
EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
Here we have the original piece of artwork: "Brain on the wall" by Kurt Cobain
Rick Harrison: Best I can do is 25$
Sorry, I couldn't come up with something creative, I just woke up
Casey Fluffbat
E. Fuscus from the discount section
College is like a marathon; you move at a pretty steady pace, but everything just blows up at the finish line.
EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
Here are some 9/11 Jokes
Who were the fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, some of them went through 90 stories in a few seconds.
My dad called me on the 11 September 2001. He died there. His last words were: "Allahu Akbar"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 suicide jumpers?
Their ankles.
Who were the fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, some of them went through 90 stories in a few seconds.
My dad called me on the 11 September 2001. He died there. His last words were: "Allahu Akbar"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 suicide jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a Paki with a turban?
Pull start.
What do you call a Paki with a dot on his forehead?
Push start.
What do you call a Paki with a boner?
Kick start.
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What do you call a hundred Mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call a hundred Whites running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call a hundred Blacks running down a hill?
Prison Break.
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How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew with a coupon.
Pull start.
What do you call a Paki with a dot on his forehead?
Push start.
What do you call a Paki with a boner?
Kick start.
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What do you call a hundred Mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call a hundred Whites running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call a hundred Blacks running down a hill?
Prison Break.
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How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew with a coupon.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Sorry, Prometheus. I honestly didn't get the joke. I now who Jackson is too. It just didn't click. But now that I know, it was funny.
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Okami_No_Heishi
Guest
Oh my.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they go into the oven.
Why did Hitler stop killing the Jews?
He saw his gas bill.
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Why did Helen Keller burn herself?
She answered the phone while ironing.
Why did she burn the other cheek?
They called back.
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
She needs the other hand to moan.
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart?
He heard that boys' pants were 50% off.
With the amount of plastic in his body and against his family's wishes, Michael Jackson couldn't be cremated due to the environmental hazards, so they turned him into dolls so that kids can play with him for a change.
Pizzas don't scream when they go into the oven.
Why did Hitler stop killing the Jews?
He saw his gas bill.
--
Why did Helen Keller burn herself?
She answered the phone while ironing.
Why did she burn the other cheek?
They called back.
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
She needs the other hand to moan.
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart?
He heard that boys' pants were 50% off.
With the amount of plastic in his body and against his family's wishes, Michael Jackson couldn't be cremated due to the environmental hazards, so they turned him into dolls so that kids can play with him for a change.
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EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
Wow, some of these are actually pretty damn hilarious
Arck
Husky-fox (basic af)
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer
It never gets old
Where is the majority of the Jews?
In the atmosphere
What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Why children in Africa spend more time outdoors than other children?
Because mom doesn't call them for a dinner
It never gets old
Where is the majority of the Jews?
In the atmosphere
What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Why children in Africa spend more time outdoors than other children?
Because mom doesn't call them for a dinner
RileyTheOtter
The Autistic Otter
Why'd Johnny drop his drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck
EdgyMemeLord0
Master of succ
Thst one was a little bit lame