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Duck Face. Why?

CAThulu

In FAF CAThulu lies dreaming..
Duckface. What the hell is this? My cousin is doing the phone-cam duckface, and it's taking everything to not say "Sweetie, really, no. You look like your lips had a fight with a vacuum nozzle and lost." This does not hollow your cheekbones and gives you pouty model lips. It makes you look like scrooge mcduck. It is even worse with an orange tan, and/or when guys do it.

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I just...why? O_O
 
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Cyril

Post-rock Crusader
Hey look, another stupid internet fad that is completely harmless.
Tell me when the first person dies from duckface so we can kill the fad quickly and painlessly.
Actually no I don't really care.
 

Gavrill

ladies~
It's been around since the invention of myspace and I'll never understand it.

Honestly, I hate this more than planking on the fad scale. It makes cute girls look stupid.
...but on the bright side, pictures of guys making duckfaces makes me laugh.

also what is up with the whole "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW APATHETIC I AM" lately?
 

Ariosto

New Member
I kind of hate them. People just look stupid in that face... thankfully, I almost never see it.

*Obligatory comment about how Rainbow Dash makes that face look 20% cooler here*
 

Cain

Guess what mood I'm in today.
All my female friends on Facebook have AT LEAST 5 OF THESE DUMBASS POSES IN THEIR PICTURE ALBUMS. STOP IT. YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON.
 

Aetius

It's Me Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa
This is the mating call of the "Guido Douchebagus".
 

ramsay_baggins

WINTERFELL!
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Tiger In A Tie

Say what now?
I can't stand duck face. Or pretty much any "look my face is contorted so that mean's it's cute and sexy" faces.
 
Duckface. What the hell is this? My cousin is doing the phone-cam duckface, and it's taking everything to not say "Sweetie, really, no. You look like your lips had a fight with a vacuum nozzle and lost." This does not hollow your cheekbones and gives you pouty model lips. It makes you look like scrooge mcduck. It is even worse with an orange tan, and/or when guys do it.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/095/162/IMG00145-20110113-1610.jpg?1295984167
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpp0z1M2gP1qzbaqlo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1314248226&Signature=cJd8rtz3nlc9i9oufhEce9xCbqg%3D
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/146/474/aucnb9.jpg?1310237955

I just...why? O_O

I'm pretty sure that first guy was just being sarcastic.

But yeah. This doesn't make you attractive or adorable. It makes you look like a dick.
 

Sarcastic Coffeecup

Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Some people just ARE Retarded.
 

Krystal Harmonia

RAIN BO DAH!
BLARGLHArGLBLEH

*brain bleach*

This is extremely stupid. Who in their right mind would willingly take a picture of themselves looking like that?
 

Lunar

Son of a WHORE!
It makes cute girls look stupid.


also what is up with the whole "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW APATHETIC I AM" lately?
Half of them aren't even cute to begin with. They look like they fell out of an ugly tree smothered with orange pollen and hit every branch on the way down.
And the apathy fad has been around almost as long... it's just gotten really strong recently. This is what depresses me about my generation; we get to put up with these assholes. ALL THE TIME.


Facebook whores.

I actually deleted my Facebook just because I didn't want to be on the same site as those people. *shudder*
I'm deleting mine, too. Just as soon as I make sure the few people who I actually like talking to have my number, since none of them have MSN or Skype.
 

Genumix

Active Member
Oh show the ugly bastards some love, they're just trying to embody their duck fursonas.
 

Eske

Don't believe the mask...
Anti-duck face

Submit away! Ugh, duckface is gross.

Dear christ some of those girls are going to haunt my nightmares for weeks. :|

In all seriousness, I think this probably is some sort of obscure, mutant version of the classic pouty look that only a handful of models have ever been able to pull off. It doesn't work for everyone. Clearly.
 

Evan of Phrygia

WwwHhAaaAaTtTttTttTtT
I once made a duckface, while holding a fish i reeled in next to my face.

The fish i was holding looked more attractive.
 

CAThulu

In FAF CAThulu lies dreaming..
It's been around since the invention of myspace and I'll never understand it.

Honestly, I hate this more than planking on the fad scale. It makes cute girls look stupid.
...but on the bright side, pictures of guys making duckfaces makes me laugh.

also what is up with the whole "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW APATHETIC I AM" lately?

Ah, the apathetic duckface. That is is a common species. It could turn into a version of birdwatching, really. The emo duckface, the effeminate gay duckface, the guido or guidette duckface, the myspace duckface... Maybe I should do a book.

I've known about it for a long time and I find them hilarious. Then I saw my youngest cousin start to put apathetic duckface pictures up on her facebook. Every. single. shot. is a duckface. Don't let it happen to your loved-ones.

I once made a duckface, while holding a fish i reeled in next to my face.

The fish i was holding looked more attractive.

*LOL* maybe you did fish-face by mistake?
 

Lunar

Son of a WHORE!
Oh, oh, and the Myspace ones are always taken in a bathroom. With the camera facing the person and an unflushed toilet.
 
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