[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]I have a feeling some of these are still in place.
Some ontario laws:
~In Ottawa, its illegal to eat icecream on Bank St. on a Sunday.~In Toronto, you can't drag a dead horse down Yonge on a Sunday.~ In Etobicoke bylaws states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.~In Kanata the color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.~In London it is against city by-law to allow the grass in your front lawn to grow taller than 1-1/2 inches. If it does, the city will mow it for you, and fine you $200~In Uxbridge residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
And some national laws:
~Every fifth song on Canadian radio must be by a Canadian born citizen.~You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.~Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.~It is illegal for non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.~No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government. This means using US satellite systems such as "DirecTV" is illegal.~It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft~Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.[/FONT]
You know that explosion that happened in Toronto recently? Yeah, fuck you if you think telekenesis is hocus pocus. I prayed for something like that to happen.