Dumb Jeopardy

[xremeidiot]

In this game, you start by giving your answer, and the poster after you asks a question to match it. No editing your posts to save face, this is for comedy!

Answer: Ninety-seven.

 

[Guifrog]

How many watermelons did you eat yesterday?

Answer: Yes, I love it!

 

[AppleButt]

Do you like dancing on the table while naked?

Answer: Peanut Butter

 

[xremeidiot]

What is your mattress filled with?

Answer: The hard way.

 

[Keefur]

What is the best way to learn your lesson?

Answer: A flock of hummingbirds.

 

[Tyll'a]

What is prey?

An eyepatch.

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

What is an extremely low budget

Spoiler

condom?

Answer: Sanitizing wipes

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

what do you use to clean up a crime scene?

Answer: 'Murica

 

[MaggelsBagels]

What is worse than Canada?

Answer: Life is short

 

[Tyll'a]

What did a bunch of pirates learn the hard way?

Piracy.

 

[Keefur]

What is another name for the services provided by the Internal Revenue Service?

40 pounds of mustard.

 

[xremeidiot]

What was found in the secret compartment in Keefur's cave?

Unrelenting fury.

 

[Keefur]

What did @xremeidiot get from Keefur after he stole his mustard?

A pot of boiling water

 

[xremeidiot]

What did @Keefur pour on xremeidiot after stealing his mustard?

Cheap Venetian blinds.

 

[Tyll'a]

What broke yesterday?

A blood-covered sword.

 

[Keefur]

What do they sometimes call Cutter Cat's saber tooth?

Ten gallons of Crisco and a plastic sheet.

 

[AppleButt]

How do you wrap a corpse and make it slide down a hill into a lake?

Answer: Put a pickle in your ear

 

[xremeidiot]

What is the protagonist encouraged to do in Cheap Knock-off Charlie the Unicorn 2?

I first produced me pistol and I then produced me rapier.

 

[Keefur]

What did the police take from you when you were arrested over the weekend?

Lawn fertilizer

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

What is your shampoo?

Spoiler

Ooooooo... >:3

Answer: Preparation H

 

[Tyll'a]

What came after Preparation G?

A trashcan.

 

[Ravofox]

What is @Sarachaga's current accommodation?

Answer: Chickens

 

[Tyll'a]

What makes good food for cats?

An open window.

 

[xremeidiot]

Why are all the crew members outside the ship?

A debilitating addiction to spanking foxes.

 

[Sarachaga]

What caused me to lose my job, and my wife?

Watermelons filled with vodka