Dumb Jeopardy

[Guifrog]

What would you wear on your head if you were invited to a black tie themed party?

I would dance samba.

 

[Keefur]

What do you do when you get fire ants down your pants.

Fifty pancakes

 

[LucierdaSolari]

What is the world record for most items ordered and consumed by a single customer at IHOP?

Leotards and legwarmers

 

[Keefur]

What do you call mentally challenged lions who like to curl up around your feet while you're standing? *Yes... I know... I'm a baaaad kitty!*

Teleportation

 

[LucierdaSolari]

What is the ultimate solution for having to spend thousands on a hotel room for a con?

Synthwave

 

[Unexpected]

What kind of music does @Yakamaru listen to?


Shrek 7 in 4D

 

[xremeidiot]

What is the sound of xremeidiot's thoughts?

EDIT: What will cause "The Day The Earth Stood Still" to actually happen?

Only if you join me.

 

[Unexpected]

What you said when you and your ex got embarrassing couple's tattoos in high school?


Mick Jagger.

 

[Yakamaru]

Does he got the moves(like Jagger)?

Steve from Minecraft.

 

[MaggelsBagels]

Who is Bob the Builder 2.0?

Evil lettuce.

 

[Keefur]

What does the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail eat?

The Harlem Shake.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

What is the dopest thing you could do at a divorce process?

Exactly 12.5 - no more, no less.

 

[Tyll'a]

What comes halfway between 1100 and 1101?

Dumb AI.

 

[Guifrog]

What kinda mecha does Dr. Eggman make?

I ate it!

 

[TR273]

Where is New York?


3 oranges and a banana.

 

[Unexpected]

What was my lunch yesterday?

A car made of raw meat.

 

[Ravofox]

What is PETA's new 'veganism is good for the environment' campaign?

An apple a day.

 

[Unexpected]

What is the phrase instituted into the public's conscious by the apple industry to sale more apples?

Aggh, My Nose!

 

[xremeidiot]

When people said this upon first meeting him, @Simo used to think that's just how people introduced themselves. What was it?

So small that you need an electron microscope to see it.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

What's a size of my pecker?


That's when The Great War started

 

[Ravofox]

What happened when Ravo accidently stabbed Jerzy with a poisoned sword?^^

Park the car in Harvard Yard.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Hey Leopold. Vere das Panzerkampfwagen IV should go?


Oh no not again...

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Surprise! We are having a math test instead of the normal class, are you ready?

A broken mirror and dental floss.

 

[TR273]

Colonel Mustard in the library with...



Boris Yeltsin

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Number 1 prostitute in USSR?


Then the Winged Hussars arrived!