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Dumb Jeopardy

xremeidiot

Friendly Red-Backed Butcher-Birb Boi
At what point did everything get exceptionally awesome?

It's a total ripoff.
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Lyrics from Flick of the Wrist by Queen


How is that even possible?
 

xremeidiot

Friendly Red-Backed Butcher-Birb Boi
Did you hear that someone finally figured out how to divide by zero without destroying reality?

Casually dropping random onomatopoeia into literally every conversation.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
What does a Big Red Rock Eater have for dinner when he craves seafood?

It bubbles up to the top.
 

Sarachaga

Definitely not a lizard
What happens when you throw a fox in a puddle?

"But officer, I was told it was legal!"
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
What game do the US Supreme Court members like to play while in chambers?

It goes around, and around, and it comes out here!
 
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xremeidiot

Friendly Red-Backed Butcher-Birb Boi
What does an extremely lost car do in a parking garage?

Shifting the dates of all holidays back by 4 months.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
What happens when you put someone with dyslexia in charge of laying out the calendar?

A roll of toilet paper
 

dragon-in-sight

mane diva
What should you have stacked in your homebunker when a zombi apocalypse hits?

The glade of fuzzy fawns.
 

dragon-in-sight

mane diva
What does Paul McCartney need when his rain doesn't drive him anymore?

Cream Cheese Inferno
 

xremeidiot

Friendly Red-Backed Butcher-Birb Boi
Where do you like to ride your bike on weekends?

Enough shed fur to create a full kitten.
 

xremeidiot

Friendly Red-Backed Butcher-Birb Boi
How long are your eyelashes?

I don't think I've done anything like that.
 
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