Dumb Jeopardy

[Gushousekai195]

What really happened in the Battle of the Bulge?

“We’re supposed to help OUR people!”

 

[Ravofox]

What was the policeman's response to a furry getting mugged?

When the Fire Nation attacked.

 

[xremeidiot]

At what point did everything get exceptionally awesome?

It's a total ripoff.

 

[Tazmo]

Lyrics from Flick of the Wrist by Queen


How is that even possible?

 

[xremeidiot]

Did you hear that someone finally figured out how to divide by zero without destroying reality?

Casually dropping random onomatopoeia into literally every conversation.

 

[Guifrog]

What's one thing that describes Guifrog?

Only if the sky was pink.

 

[Unexpected]

What is a sign that the end is nigh?

Rock Lobster!

 

[Keefur]

What does a Big Red Rock Eater have for dinner when he craves seafood?

It bubbles up to the top.

 

[Sarachaga]

What happens when you throw a fox in a puddle?

"But officer, I was told it was legal!"

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What does a redneck say when cought washing his car's windscreen with a squirrel?

Kæstur hákarl poisoning

 

[Unexpected]

What do you use to torture non-Icelandic residents?

Bang Bang Cops And Robbers!

 

[Keefur]

What game do the US Supreme Court members like to play while in chambers?

It goes around, and around, and it comes out here!

 

[xremeidiot]

What does an extremely lost car do in a parking garage?

Shifting the dates of all holidays back by 4 months.

 

[Keefur]

What happens when you put someone with dyslexia in charge of laying out the calendar?

A roll of toilet paper

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What should you have stacked in your homebunker when a zombi apocalypse hits?

The glade of fuzzy fawns.

 

[Zehlua]

Where does Zehlua hide their sentient battering ram when The Pit won't do?

Umbrellas with legs.

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What does Paul McCartney need when his rain doesn't drive him anymore?

Cream Cheese Inferno

 

[Koriekraiz13]

What natural disaster would be heaven for you?

Majira strawberry

 

[TR273]

What was a top 10 hit for the Beatles in 1967?

Junction 27 on the M6

 

[xremeidiot]

Where do you like to ride your bike on weekends?

Enough shed fur to create a full kitten.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

How much does your beard shed?

Drunk Mickey mouse in tgi Fridays.

 

[Zehlua]

What happens when you brush my cat Pickles in spring?

Seahorse fizzy candy

 

[TR273]

What is the hot new product from Mars™


The battle of Hastings

 

[Zehlua]

What should have been the next Busch Gardens reenactment?

11 inches.

 

[xremeidiot]

How long are your eyelashes?

I don't think I've done anything like that.