Dumb Jeopardy

[Keefur]

What do you say after you find some really weird, kinky stuff on the internet?

A lit fuse and 10 sticks of dynamite.

 

[TR273]

The best combination of items to clean the toilet.

A Dime

 

[Zehlua]

What does Kalooki collect besides $2 bills?

Yangus mangus

 

[dragon-in-sight]

Who do you get if you feed this Guy a super mushroom.

Stockholm syndrome

 

[Tazmo]

What is our relationship with the government .

Ramen noodles

 

[Guifrog]

What do you eat with chocolate?

My belly.

 

[xremeidiot]

What food looks most like carpet?

(Edit: DRAT!)
What is my most rubbable part?

Space!

 

[Tyll'a]

Where is Wheatley?

An Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

 

[TR273]

What is the most often misplaced item on the London underground?

Oxford university.

 

[Rystren]

What is an institution that no one really cares for?

An interobang.

 

[Zehlua]

How does LUSK play good cop bad cop?

Colossal lace underwear.

 

[Unexpected]

What is the choice dragnet for the pragmatic giantess fisherwoman?

Violent coughing, then silence.

 

[xremeidiot]

What happens when @Simo enters the room?

A queer deer drinking beer on the pier.

 

[Zehlua]

Who did Zehlua last date?

Biscuits.

 

[Keefur]

What one word is sure to start a heated discussion between a Brit and a Yank?

Chocolate syrup

 

[Zehlua]

What do you get when you cut Zehlua?

Green grapes frozen into wine.

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What does an Austrian Sommelier say, when asked what their wine would taste like without the diethylene glycol addition?

Thomson's gazelle rumble racing.

 

[TR273]

The Ryder Cup is awarded to the winner of what?

The Central African Republic.

 

[Tazmo]

What is about the antipodes of Hawaii


A deer with wooden antlers

 

[Zehlua]

Who is Trans Buck 2?

Reader Rabbit games.

 

[xremeidiot]

How do you plant the seeds of furry-ness in kids without Disney/Don Bluth movies?

A dragon/bunny hybrid.

 

[Tyll'a]

What lays stone Easter eggs?

An adorable kitten.

 

[Zehlua]

Who is my cat Pickles?

Diamond shoes.

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What should be used to kick Trump's butt.

artificially intelligent teachers.

 

[Tyll'a]

What is the future of education?

Expired food.