Dumb Jeopardy

[Tazmo]

What is the type that I can afford


Black clouds with silver linings

 

[xremeidiot]

What's the best thing for developing inner peace?

A sense of childlike joy and wonder.

 

[Keefur]

How is the best way to act to avoid a speeding ticket?

It makes your computer smoke.

 

[Guifrog]

What happens if I forget the cigarette pack on my desk?

Yes, with a light bulb.

 

[xremeidiot]

Is my potato still useful if I just don't want to eat or plant it?

By using all of the nation's useless pennies.

 

[Keefur]

How does the United States plan on sinking the continent of Australia?

Blueberry pie filling

 

[Tazmo]

What is currently occupying my bathtub?

Personal Protective Equipment

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What should every tavern loo have to keep the wasted from falling of the bowl while doing their bussiness?

Advanced node tapping device

 

[Rap Daniel]

What is a..... massage chair?


Bed, Bat'leth and Beyond

 

[dragon-in-sight]

How would a tourist agency advertise a short trip to Qo'noS.

culinary convergence

 

[xremeidiot]

What apocalyptic event does a cult of cooks seek to bring about in the game “Fed Face,” the scariest food-based game of all time?

Putting a bunch of = signs between an 8 and a capital letter d.

 

[dragon-in-sight]

What do you do when you seek to confuse a tinfoilhat trying to find meaning in random stuff.

Confection singularity

 

[Tazmo]

What happens at an all u can eat buffet



A question with out an answer

 

[Tyll'a]

Is someone who calls himself a knave a knight or a knave?

(And yes, this is a question with no answer. If he's a knight, his statement is false, which means he must be a knave. But if he's a knave, than his statement is true, which means he must be a knight.)

A knights and knaves puzzle.

 

[Keefur]

What do dragons make with all of the parts left over after a battle with knights and knaves?

A truck load of bowling balls

 

[Unexpected]

What is the weight of depression seated on the back of a average youth today?

Assault and batteries

 

[Keefur]

What do you install in an electric salt shaker?

Three-eyed fish

 

[xremeidiot]

What horrors lurk within my flooded basement?

Combining a bunch of RPG supplements to make a confusing, rules-heavy mess.

 

[Keefur]

What is a really bad way to run your real life?

20,000 popsicle sticks and a box of rubber bands.

 

[Tyll'a]

What are the ingredients for a huge popsicle stick tower?

Five hundred miles.

 

[dragon-in-sight]

How many miles has a man has to walk before you can call him a man?

boudin ice cream.

 

[Tazmo]

A good way to cool off on a hot day?

A gallon of coffee

 

[Ravofox]

How far am I away from total insanity?

A white tiger.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

A cat which fell into bleach?

Your mum

 

[Rystren]

What is a large sea creature?


A fox