Dumb Laws that are Hilarious

[AnthonyStark]

gasps good no one did Arizona

In AZ:

-It's illegal to keep a donkey in a bathtub.
-Hunting camels is prohibited. (AZ does not have camels...)
- There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. (Actually not dumb and it is illegal to cut down a Saguaro because it is the state tree - just a fun fact for you guys).
- You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

The other one on this website, about the water, is not dumb bc it gets way too hot there & people can die from dehydration.

 

[Revates]

The speed limit, not my fault people can't drive! :3

 

[ElZorroValdez]

Public urination.
If I want to write my name on my ex's apartment door, I should be allowed. It's a free damn coutry.

 

[Vorelover467]

 

[SouthTexasSammy]

Where I live in Texas (at least in the city) you are not naked as long as you are wearing socks. Even if that is all you have on is just socks. You can still get arrested for Indecent exposure, but they can't tack on public nudity.

 

[JinxiFox]

Meanwhile, in Texas:
*Vigilante justice (read that as execution) is acceptable for cattle theft
* The 'He needed a killin' ' defense was last successfully used in a Texas court as recently as the 70's
* Don't trust the judge proceeding over your divorce? You can demand a jury hearing
* Having sex with your brother's wife is only acceptable if he has died in combat

 

[Deleted member 82554]

If you take the time to reeeaaallly look on the internet you can find a plethora of really silly laws still in effect today that are hilarious.

And yet us hooomans boast about how evolved we are. Pathetic...

This one kills me every time. It is illegal to cross over the mexican border with a duck on your head...

 

[Jarren]

This one kills me every time. It is illegal to cross over the mexican border with a duck on your head...

Live duck, or dead? Asking for a friend.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Live duck, or dead? Asking for a friend.

Fucked if I know, try both. Just make sure the authorities are watching when you do it...

 

[RileyTheOtter]

Don't remember the state but one of them has a law that states suicide is a crime punishable by death...

 

[Vorelover467]

Don't remember the state but one of them has a law that states suicide is a crime punishable by death...

That is New York.

 

[AsheSkyler]

"Do not fish with creamed corn."
How the heck do you bait a hook with creamed corn!?

"It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle."
"Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
"Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp." (In Georgia.)
"No person may be buried under a sidewalk of a cemetery."
"Cars may not be driven through playgrounds."
"Cars are not to drive on sidewalks."
...Apparently all this happened enough it had to be made into laws. Like the "do not use hairdryer in shower" warning label.

 

[JinxiFox]

In Bakersfield, California, it's a $500 fine to set off a nuclear bomb/device within the city limits.
My husband really wants that ticket. The problem is making it small enough to survive it and not cause any harm to the environment.

 

[jayhusky]

"Do not fish with creamed corn."
How the heck do you bait a hook with creamed corn!?

Could it not be frozen before?


My contribution:

It is illegal to import potatoes from Poland into England, UK without prior permission.
(Here's the link to the documentation if you want to read it: http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2004/1452/article/3/made)

 

[SouthTexasSammy]

"Do not fish with creamed corn."
How the heck do you bait a hook with creamed corn!?

You use the creamed corn like chum. That's how we do it in Texas. It drive the Bass, and Trout wild.