Dumbest Rule Your School Enforced

[Amepix]

Yeah, we all know some school have some dumb rules like the zero tolerance policy. So, tell us these dumbs rules and stuff.

My school wouldn't let us play in the snow. Yet, they forced us to wear snow gear outside. You bet I broke that rule every time.

 

[Deleted member 162523]

No walking sticks, even for the injured, as they can be used a a weapons.

 

[Amepix]

No walking sticks, even for the injured, as they can be used a a weapons.

Then they should ban pens as pencils. Those can be used as a weapon

 

[Deleted member 162523]

Then they should ban pens as pencils. Those can be used as a weapon

Yeup, I was suspended for coming to school with a cane after I suffered a broken knee.

 

[Vanessa Howl]

No hats.

Like, WHY? The fuck is a HAT gonna do?

 

[Amepix]

Yeup, I was suspended for coming to school with a cane after I suffered a broken knee.

Paper, computers, shoes, shirts, pants, socks, and underwear should also be banned too. Those can be used as weapons

 

[Deleted member 162523]

No hats.

Like, WHY? The fuck is a HAT gonna do?

You'll show your balding and LIKE IT!

 

[Amepix]

No hats.

Like, WHY? The fuck is a HAT gonna do?

iT's A gAnG sIgN

 

[Fallowfox]

Briefly my junior school (ages 8-11) enforced a 'no ball games' rule.

All schools in England below secondary also enforce mandatory religious observation.

Then they should ban pens as pencils. Those can be used as a weapon

Definitely. The pen is mightier than the sword.

 

[Phoenix Kitsune]

at the middle school I went to, you could not watch youtube unless it was for "educational" purposes.

 

[Amepix]

Briefly my junior school (ages 8-11) enforced a 'no ball games' rule.

All schools in England below secondary also enforce mandatory religious observation.




Definitely. The pen is mightier than the sword.

Huh. That's weird.

at the middle school I went to, you could not watch youtube unless it was for "educational" purposes.

Ah yes. You aren't allowed to have fun. Ever.

 

[Phoenix Kitsune]

Ah yes. You aren't allowed to have fun. Ever.

another one, it's not for one of the many schools I went to (military parents), but the place I work at, you can't ever engage with a shoplifter. even if you see them shiplifting, you can't confront them.

 

[Amepix]

another one, it's not for one of the many schools I went to (military parents), but the place I work at, you can't ever engage with a shoplifter. even if you see them shiplifting, you can't confront them.

Don't stop crime! Don't even be the witness!

 

[Amepix]

Oh my god, I remembered another dumb rule. When it rained during recess, you'd expect to be able to just talk to your friends or use the computer, right?

Nope! Walk the halls and don't say a word still recess ends. Suffice to say, my mother wasn't very happy with that.

 

[Phoenix Kitsune]

Don't stop crime! Don't even be the witness!

Pretty much xD

 

[Fallowfox]

Don't stop crime! Don't even be the witness!

Sometimes they become violent if they're called out.

 

[Marius Merganser]

My middle school banned Simpsons T-shirts (late 80s) because Bart was a bad influence.

 

[Amepix]

My middle school banned Simpsons T-shirts (late 80s) because Bart was a bad influence.

Nah. He's a great influence

 

[a sleepy kitty]

In the 6th grade, I wore a Spongebob bandana to school, but was forced to take it off BeCaUsE iTs a GanG siGn.

 

[Amepix]

In the 6th grade, I wore a Spongebob bandana to school, but was forced to take it off BeCaUsE iTs a GanG siGn.

What is it with schools and these so called gang signs anyway?

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What is it with schools and these so called gang signs anyway?

I have no idea. I never thought my small hick town would even have gangs.

 

[The_Happiest_Husky]

Not really a school rule but when I was in 1st grade, my teacher sent me to the principal's office for farting during class. And then the principal lectured me about not being disruptive

 

[Amepix]

Not really a school rule but when I was in 1st grade, my teacher sent me to the principal's office for farting during class. And then the principal lectured me about not being disruptive

Sorry, I had a normal bodily function

 

[Amepix]

I have no idea. I never thought my small hick town would even have gangs.

Plus, forcing those gang members to take off a bandana or something doesn't mean they aren't in a gang anymore

 

[Yastreb]

In my preschool there were some stupid rules related to food. For example on pea soup days you had to eat at least seven spoonfuls. I hated pea soup and had no interest in eating even a single spoonful, so I simply didn't. In the end they had to remove the rule.