Eating pet food?

[Fallowfox]

I used to own guineapigs, so no.

One of the Americans I know online did eat his cat's food a few years ago...he must have been 12 at the time, and he's probably a furry. That kind of crazy shit is just what tweens get up to though.

Congratulations. You just described hot-dog sausages and pate from stores.



Took me a while to figure it out

I'm not even furry. I'm just fucked up pervo circulating around your silly fandom. Where is your god now? You'd eat it because you like it, not because you want to be a total furfag. It's not what you eat, it's how you eat. And now, be a good furfag, get on your knees and prepare your dog bowl.

You will orbit us, then our gravity will slowly draw you in and you will plummet onto furry planet, from which there is no escape.

 

[Abbi Normal]

My dog had these jerky treats that smelled incredible, exactly like amazing jerky for people. My boyfriend tried a tiny, tiny piece, and spit it out. It was like the bottom of a shoe, he said.

 

[Ayattar]

You will orbit us, then our gravity will slowly draw you in and you will plummet onto furry planet, from which there is no escape.

I'm afraid. Luckily my shield forged by the finnish nazis may hold long enough for me to die of furry-induced cancer. I hope.

My boyfriend tried a tiny, tiny piece, and spit it out. It was like the bottom of a shoe, he said.

That suggests that he knows how the bottom of the shoe tastes. I'd reconsider your relationship.

 

[Abbi Normal]

Well, everyone knows what rubber is like from erasers. So like that, but dirty, I guess?

 

[DragonFU]

I made cheesy dog biscuits following a recipe then they smelled and looked like cheese biscuits so I tried some and it was basically cheese biscuits. Good story.

 

[Kokoro]

I licked a bit of dog food once out of curiosity. My reaction was "nope nope nope nope nope nope"

 

[Nekokami]

I tried a bit of biscuity cat food once.
Tasted kinda like fish.

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

This must be how early humans figured out if something was edible or not. Taste and if you get sick or die, we won't eat it. Otherwise it's okay to eat.

Then you have an entire tribe egging the one guy on to eat the mysterious food, under peer pressure and morbid curiosity this guy tastes it, the entire tribe watches to see if it'll kill him and if he lives they all start eating it.

The tomato was thought to be a poisonous fruit after all, turns out it was just the leaves.

 

[Eggdodger]

Then you have an entire tribe egging the one guy on to eat the mysterious food, under peer pressure and morbid curiosity this guy tastes it, the entire tribe watches to see if it'll kill him and if he lives they all start eating it.

The tomato was thought to be a poisonous fruit after all, turns out it was just the leaves.

Moral of the story: Don't eat your vegetables.

 

[PastryOfApathy]

I'm not even furry. I'm just fucked up pervo circulating around your silly fandom. Where is your god now? You'd eat it because you like it, not because you want to be a total furfag. It's not what you eat, it's how you eat. And now, be a good furfag, get on your knees and prepare your dog bowl.

Ayattar senpai pls

 

[Ayattar]

Ayattar senpai pls

Yes Pastry-kun?

 

[RedLeFrench]

If someone tricked me into doing it, of course I'd do it, because I wouldn't know what it actually is. Then again, if the stuff's foul, I wouldn't do it.

 

[Nathaniel Jack]

I'm curious and I love food. I already tried my goldfish's food (some teeny teeny tiny balls of idk what) and my hamster's biscuits. Was weird but interesting to try.

 

[PastryOfApathy]

Yes Pastry-kun?

PLS

 

[SierraCanine]

I wont feed my dog anything I wouldn't eat myself. With that said, kibble doesn't taste all that great, but it didn't make me sick and the treats are get are actually pretty decent. Still I don't recommend feasting on them as a regular meal. Then again, My dog seems to like "people" food even more than I do. Maybe it has to do with eating all that kibble day in and day out?

 

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

I ate a niblet of the dry food we feed the cats.
Not much to say about those, quite bland n' salty.

 

[Pantheros]

NO. screw that, we have some prity damn tasty people food!

 

[Chaos-Badger]

As a teenager a friend and I would bunk off school at his house. to stop his dad from finding out we were there all day, we used to eat the dogs biscuits instead of raiding the fridge. They were chocolate covered ones and pretty tasty in fairness.

 

[Kitsune Cross]

As a teenager a friend and I would bunk off school at his house. to stop his dad from finding out we were there all day, we used to eat the dogs biscuits instead of raiding the fridge. They were chocolate covered ones and pretty tasty in fairness.

Normal teens would just drink beer but noooo, this is the furry fandom, they get off school to eat dog food

 

[FangWarrior]

One time a friend of mine replaced my scooby snacks, with real dog treats. (Which look like this, YES they are real snacks, my mom used to buy them for me for school http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/d2/18/30d21892f032d5c6da2a31ac4f9baf8d.jpg)

 

[Eggdodger]

One time a friend of mine replaced my scooby snacks, with real dog treats. (Which look like this, YES they are real snacks, my mom used to buy them for me for school http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/d2/18/30d21892f032d5c6da2a31ac4f9baf8d.jpg)

I remember those! It got confusing, though, because they also made Scooby Snacks for dogs, which weren't like graham crackers at all.

 

[Rekel]

Once I was dared to eat catfood with milk, like cereal. It was SUPER crunchy and tasted like shit.

 

[Kaizy]

I've tried cat food a few times throughout my life
It's bland and doesn't really have any flavor

Honestly, I've had worse food meant for humans, but I wouldn't want to make a meal of cat food at any point in my life