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KitsuneKit

Member
Here's a scenerio for you. Follow me, if you will.

You wake up one morning, roll out of bed. Turn on the News and Woah, breaking news report! Everyone in the world has been turned into a furry version of themselves overnight. That is everyone in the world EXCEPT you. You are the last human left on the planet, everyone else, furs. There is no way to turn yourself into a fur, everyone on Earth has no idea how it even happened to them.

What would be your reaction, and what would you do from there?

We are talking Irony in a global effect here people!
 

Kinday

Member
I’ve had dreams in which that has happened. =(
 

Thietogreth

He who shale be ignored...
The first thing I would say is...SON OF A MOTHER F***ING B****>.<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I would probebly...I don't know what I would do after. I guess I would continue in life in envy.
 

RailRunner

redneck ferroequinologist
What Thietogreth said.

Except I'd buy the address "Fleshaffinity.net", too. :p
 

Digitalpotato

Rants like a Gryphon
"...I was always such a nonconformist at heart..."
 

Acorndeer

Member
I'd be happy. Last being alive who still has human rights. :D
 

themocaw

Member
Given that I'm probably about to be stuck in an Omega Man / I am Legend / Planet of the Apes situation where I'm the only surviving human on Earth, hunted and reviled by the furries who have taken over the planet who consider me a monstrous reminder of their past, or want to use my blood to develop a cure for their own horrible affliction, I think I'd head for the hills with as many guns and cans of baked beans as I can find.
 

Aldog076

The one of many
Acorndeer said:
I'd be happy. Last being alive who still has human rights. :D

Yeah you have human rights but there is no one to enforce it but u. so its you vs the world......
 

Rilvor

Formal when angry
I tell everyone that I am Jesus Christ, and that they were changed due to their impurity, and only I can lead them to eternal paradise, lest they burn in eternal torment forever :D
 

Digitalpotato

Rants like a Gryphon
^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Last one with human rights? Doesn't mean they'll improvise. ;p

Baked Beans? Well the flatulence alone should keep the furs with a more sensitive sense of smell (eg most of them) miles away from you.
 

Satoshi

Has magical powers.
Hmmm o Ao; I would wanna be a robot then D:
CAN I BE A ROBOT AT LEAST?!
Then all the girls can make TF..SATOSHI YAOI ^____^ so kawaii desu ne!!!?!!

...

I'd totally become king. Yaah. <3
 

Thietogreth

He who shale be ignored...
Satoshi said:
Hmmm o Ao; I would wanna be a robot then D:
CAN I BE A ROBOT AT LEAST?!
Then all the girls can make TF..SATOSHI YAOI ^____^ so kawaii desu ne!!!?!!

...

I'd totally become king. Yaah. <3

...um...no comment...
 

Satoshi

Has magical powers.
Thietogreth said:
Satoshi said:
Hmmm o Ao; I would wanna be a robot then D:
CAN I BE A ROBOT AT LEAST?!
Then all the girls can make TF..SATOSHI YAOI ^____^ so kawaii desu ne!!!?!!

...

I'd totally become king. Yaah. <3

...um...no comment...

I.. I.. have this issue with TF yaoi porn.

...

Makes no sense on why the fangirls raped that animu/tv/movie like that :(
 

Kitshera Aureana

Too hot to handle.
Well seeing how human kind is: They'd take you in and trap you in some lab and try to figure out why YOU were the only human. I'd probably try to kill myself, because it would be the only sane way to live.

IF human kind didn't do this process, in which they do as said my history, they would finally be accepting to furries... but that's doubtful.
 

KitsuneKit

Member
Rilvor said:
Digitalpotato said:
^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Funny thing that, everyone thinking Jesus WASN'T middle eastern.

Yeah, everyone knows that Jesus was a furry.
If I recall the Bible, It said Jesus was a Lion.

(It was either the Bible or the Chronicals of Narnia... I always mix those two up.)
 

Otlab

New Member
I'd actually prefer to be human.
 

spikey2k

Member
I would make millions, hosting a massive porno sight for fur on human action. -Nod nod- And I'd live underground in a moutain, so the authorities can't find me...And just keep produceing my movies with all of the loving furrs out there. Free Love! Bring lube. >.>
 

Xipoid

Cameras
Well, if I was the last human on Earth, I would gain immediate fame as everyone would know "that one guy who didn't turn into an animal". Since there would be no female humans left, humans would be classified as extinct, which gives me a great ice breaker.
 

Digitalpotato

Rants like a Gryphon
Rilvor said:
Digitalpotato said:
^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Funny thing that, everyone thinking Jesus WASN'T middle eastern.

Yeah, I always found that odd growing up.
 
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