Everyone's a fur EXCEPT you.

[KitsuneKit]

Here's a scenerio for you. Follow me, if you will.

You wake up one morning, roll out of bed. Turn on the News and Woah, breaking news report! Everyone in the world has been turned into a furry version of themselves overnight. That is everyone in the world EXCEPT you. You are the last human left on the planet, everyone else, furs. There is no way to turn yourself into a fur, everyone on Earth has no idea how it even happened to them.

What would be your reaction, and what would you do from there?

We are talking Irony in a global effect here people!

 

[Kinday]

I’ve had dreams in which that has happened. =(

 

[Thietogreth]

The first thing I would say is...SON OF A MOTHER F***ING B****>.<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I would probebly...I don't know what I would do after. I guess I would continue in life in envy.

 

[RailRunner]

What Thietogreth said.

Except I'd buy the address "Fleshaffinity.net", too.

 

[Stratelier]

Everyone's a fur EXCEPT you.

Sometimes that's how it feels when I check up on my FA account.

 

[Digitalpotato]

"...I was always such a nonconformist at heart..."

 

[Acorndeer]

I'd be happy. Last being alive who still has human rights.

 

[themocaw]

Given that I'm probably about to be stuck in an Omega Man / I am Legend / Planet of the Apes situation where I'm the only surviving human on Earth, hunted and reviled by the furries who have taken over the planet who consider me a monstrous reminder of their past, or want to use my blood to develop a cure for their own horrible affliction, I think I'd head for the hills with as many guns and cans of baked beans as I can find.

 

[Aldog076]

I'd be happy. Last being alive who still has human rights.

Yeah you have human rights but there is no one to enforce it but u. so its you vs the world......

 

[Rilvor]

I tell everyone that I am Jesus Christ, and that they were changed due to their impurity, and only I can lead them to eternal paradise, lest they burn in eternal torment forever

 

[Digitalpotato]

^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Last one with human rights? Doesn't mean they'll improvise. ;p

Baked Beans? Well the flatulence alone should keep the furs with a more sensitive sense of smell (eg most of them) miles away from you.

 

[Tacman]

Probably hang myself. But if i didn't, I would try and get myself a mate.

 

[Manstein]

I'd run around naked, record it and put it on FurTube!

 

[Satoshi]

Hmmm o Ao; I would wanna be a robot then D:
CAN I BE A ROBOT AT LEAST?!
Then all the girls can make TF..SATOSHI YAOI ^____^ so kawaii desu ne!!!?!!

...

I'd totally become king. Yaah. <3

 

[Thietogreth]

Hmmm o Ao; I would wanna be a robot then D:
CAN I BE A ROBOT AT LEAST?!
Then all the girls can make TF..SATOSHI YAOI ^____^ so kawaii desu ne!!!?!!

...

I'd totally become king. Yaah. <3

...um...no comment...

 

[Satoshi]

Hmmm o Ao; I would wanna be a robot then D:
CAN I BE A ROBOT AT LEAST?!
Then all the girls can make TF..SATOSHI YAOI ^____^ so kawaii desu ne!!!?!!

...

I'd totally become king. Yaah. <3

...um...no comment...

I.. I.. have this issue with TF yaoi porn.

...

Makes no sense on why the fangirls raped that animu/tv/movie like that :(

 

[Stratelier]

I'd be happy. Last being alive who still has human rights.

You mean the last being alive who doesn't have furry rights.

 

[Rilvor]

^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Funny thing that, everyone thinking Jesus WASN'T middle eastern.

 

[Kitshera Aureana]

Well seeing how human kind is: They'd take you in and trap you in some lab and try to figure out why YOU were the only human. I'd probably try to kill myself, because it would be the only sane way to live.

IF human kind didn't do this process, in which they do as said my history, they would finally be accepting to furries... but that's doubtful.

 

[KitsuneKit]

^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Funny thing that, everyone thinking Jesus WASN'T middle eastern.

Yeah, everyone knows that Jesus was a furry.
If I recall the Bible, It said Jesus was a Lion.

(It was either the Bible or the Chronicals of Narnia... I always mix those two up.)

 

[Ionic_Warrior]

Well, I'd be proud of being the last human alive...until I'm hunted down and dissected for science.

 

[Otlab]

I'd actually prefer to be human.

 

[spikey2k]

I would make millions, hosting a massive porno sight for fur on human action. -Nod nod- And I'd live underground in a moutain, so the authorities can't find me...And just keep produceing my movies with all of the loving furrs out there. Free Love! Bring lube. >.>

 

[Xipoid]

Well, if I was the last human on Earth, I would gain immediate fame as everyone would know "that one guy who didn't turn into an animal". Since there would be no female humans left, humans would be classified as extinct, which gives me a great ice breaker.

 

[Digitalpotato]

^Won't work if you're black or middle eastern. -_-

Funny thing that, everyone thinking Jesus WASN'T middle eastern.

Yeah, I always found that odd growing up.