I have the same weird infatuation with tornadoes as you--in high school, every said I should be a chaser because it's all I ever talked about--but until recently I would be very scared to encounter a tornado in my home. That's because the water table in southern Texas is incredibly high and there are only a few inches of dirt to dig through before you hit limestone. Basically, NO basements or storm shelters for miles. And very, very common tornadoes. I heard the sirens go off about four times there--three times in my home and once while working at Sea World
(I would paint this stuff for guests).
Thankfully, one tornado ceased entirely before reaching my home (daytime tornado), and another dodged it (also daytime tornado). There was one that started to dissipate but clearly wasn't there yet that actually did pass over the house (nighttime tornado). It would be unlikely to be categorized as an F1, since there was no damage to structures, but it shook the house as if there was an earthquake. A good two/three inches of shaking back and forth on the second floor. I was torn between whether or not I should run screaming through the house and wake everyone up (a good ~10 people living there at the time) or ride it out, since the tornado was supposed to have dissipated. Also, my mother would kill me if it turned out to be nothing. I decided that death by mother was worse than death by tornado, and thankfully it was just residual winds or something.
I have since moved to Minneapolis, where they have a LOT of weird practices. First, they test the tornado sirens on the first Wednesday of the month--even when there are thunderstorms in the area! We tested our sirens and did drills in Texas, but it was illegal to do either on a day with clouds in the sky. That way, if there actually would be a tornado, they could look at the sky and know right away that it isn't a drill. If a severe storm hits on the first wednesday of the month, people here will be screwed. SECOND--they are very quick to issue tornado warnings here. If there is a slight rotation in the storm, they may even turn the sirens on. Which is VERY annoying and unnecessary. There has been only one instance where a tornado has been in my area since I moved here two years ago. It hit a little bit to the west, and the storm was clearly moving in the direction of my household. Soon, the sirens went off--and I took these ones seriously. Hopefully the neighbors did, too. I grabbed my wallet, checkbooks, phone, charger, and nintendo DS. I got my boyfriend to do the same thing, since I knew we had a few minutes to spare after tracking the storm all day. He was very upset/annoyed but listened to me because he's great. We went to the basement and to cheer him up I said we'd play smash bros on our DS. About fifteen minutes went by before the power was cut, and then from the basement we could hear and see the house shaking. Outside, trees were crashing down. Once again, it appeared to be residual--but he stopped being annoyed and acted very appreciative that we had taken all of our stuff down.
There are at least a dozen instances where members of my family have been nearly hit by a tornado. And remember that tornado at Sea World? Well, Sea World has actually been hit multiple times, but that was the only time there was a threat while I worked there. Everyone was playing it off like normal, with only our large roller coaster offline (it gets hit by lightning from 10 miles around). Just as they announce a park shutdown (which takes ~1hr to evacuate everyone), I saw the meso cloud over the large lake in the middle. I actually filmed it with my crappy phone and showed my manager! It's been too long and the video is lost, but that was pretty neat!
This is a long post, but let's talk about floods now! Flash floods happen any time it rains in south texas. We have bridges over 20-30 feet trenches because they will fill about 30m after it starts to rain. We close roads during the storms, and any idiots who go around the signs will pretty much always die. It only takes 6 inches for your car to float! They arrested a relative of mine for doing just that...they just needed to make an example and dropped the arrest charges after a few weeks, and it made that family member turn their life around, so it's all good. One road actually was demolished because it had killed so many people. We have these posts everywhere to indicate the size of puddles and ward off dumbasses. The habitual flood of that area completely submerged the 8 foot pole (almost 3 meters i guess?) and when that happens, the dip in the road just looks like a puddle. Hail happens all the time--two storms this year already with tennis-ball sized hail. They happened within a week of each other, so I'm sure insurance companies had fun with that. Moving here, everyone talks about flooding as a major problem, which was very strange for the first few weeks since I never saw water more than 3 inches deep. As it turns out, they judge severe floods based on how much it damages the soybean crops in nearby areas.
What else, what else...I guess a PSA. Please conserve your water! Water in morning or evening hours, never at noon! Handwatering is ideal! Do not automate sprinklers to hit tree trunks or sidewalks! Take 5m or less showers! Pay attention to the levels of your local aquifer! All of these are instinct from living in a drought-stricken state (remember the limestone problem with basements? that means the ground can't absorb any floodwaters) but should be common knowledge everywhere since water is a precious resource.
Okay, done! :3