Famous Last Words

[Foxridley]

A spin-off from that 1,000 ways to die thread. Some have died in dumb, funny, or strange ways. In some of those deaths, there were some funny words to foreshadow them. Be vague, or be specific. Just have fun, I guess.

Examples:
"Red touches yellow... how did it go again?"

"Sushi actually has a pretty long shelf life."

"Don't worry, I've done this before."

 

[ben909]

I thought about makeing this before but was lazy

“Its not poisonous “

 

[Mambi]

"You said you're married to who?"

 

[TemetNosce88]

"Relax, I've done this lots of times."

 

[JinxGlider]

"It looks stable, I'll go first."

 

[SinglePringle]

"This'll get so many views on Tik Tok"

 

[Yakamaru]

"If only I had one fuck to give about that ugly dress of yours, hun."

 

[Faustus]

"What's that, C3P0? The odds of making it through an asteroid field are HOW MANY to one??? Well, I guess we'll take our chances with the Empire then."

 

[Weirdo9018]

Why does my fur smell like toast

 

[sleepy kitty]

"Oh, it's okay. Studies have shown that sharks don't normally attack people."

 

[Tacoshark]

"Watch this"

 

[sleepy kitty]

"Bigfoot isn't real, he can't hurt me!"

 

[ben909]

“I will be fine”

 

[Faustus]

"One... two... five!"
"Three, sir."
"Three."

 

[sleepy kitty]

"I can take on Chuck Norris easily! ...Who's that standing behind me?"

 

[ben909]

“ s*** grenade *

 

[Mambi]

Awww, what a cutie! <moves to pet the creature>

 

[sleepy kitty]

"It's merely a flesh wound."

 

[Faustus]

"I don't care if he IS the supreme leader, it's STILL a silly haircut."

 

[MapleFlower]

"Boutta drink the water in Mexico guys and galsss, wish me luck huns ~o³o ~"

 

[Nexus Cabler]

“Tell my husband I said....mlem*

 

[Sledge_Husky 04]

It's just a little smoke. It'll be fine

 

[Sledge_Husky 04]

This makes more sense if your work requires you to be OSHA compliant

 

[Foxridley]

"Just like in that movie."

 

[sleepy kitty]

"Oooh, what a pretty knife!"