Famous Last Words

[Nexus Cabler]

C'mon, big guy, you ain't so tough I bet, go ahead! Hit me with your best sho-

 

[Player]

Why is my cat so big?

 

[Faustus]

Hold on, I can see your problem mate, there's a bit of metal sticking out of the frame and it's blocking the transit of the guillotine blade...

 

[SinglePringle]

"Remember Mr. Fontaine, I ALWAYS have the last word. "

 

[Koriekraiz13]

"Hey are you gonna want this knife back or can i keep it?"

 

[Sam Akuchin Wamm]

I remember one guy who simply said a date when he died and his murderer died on that date.

wow

 

[SinglePringle]

"Rose...bud... tell that hoe she can go **** herself she didn't pay me back my money"

 

[Faustus]

I remember one guy who simply said a date when he died and his murderer died on that date.

Not so impressive if the date was May Day and the victim was French.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your honor... Is your daughter single?

 

[Tacoshark]

Wow, is that your wife or your dog?

 

[Foxridley]

"I'm pretty sure that's a milk snake"

 

[Xitheon]

"Look at this cute little octopus!"

Inspired by this:

 

[Yakamaru]

"Yeah, no. I can easily drink 15 bottles of beer and a vodka no problem!"

 

[Frank Gulotta]

"This tiktok challenge can get me HOW many views/follows?"

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thats your mother? I thought that was a man

 

[SinglePringle]

"Yo @ssaannttoo, can I use your tail for a sec? We're out of toilet paper"

 

[Player]

Whats up fam, today were gonna pat this wild wolf!!!
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[Faustus]

Check it out! If I lie on my back, it looks like the launching SpaceX rocket is my penis!

 

[Erix]

“Omfg guys, I just got a chance to go on Hell’s Kitchen and I’m going to see Gordon Ramsey! I’m so going to impress him with my cooking, wish me luck B)”

what happened when I got on the show:

 

[ssaannttoo]

Lets necro threads he says. it'll be fun he says. 132 fricken notifications later xD

 

[Erix]

Lets necro threads he says. it'll be fun he says. 132 fricken notifications later xD

That’s a lot of reading he says, I hope you enjoy I says c:

 

[ssaannttoo]

Certainly gonna be fun :3

I will be forum king!

 

[L.Rey]

"You play ball like a girl!"

 

[SinglePringle]

" Maybe kicking my time machine will get it to work again."

 

[ssaannttoo]

Y, yo, yo, yo, yo dude

*Runs*