Dayken
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I was wondering, are there any "bad" movies you guys like? I don't mean the painful, "Lord, take me now" kind of bad (i.e., Manos), but the funny kind of bad. The overacted, under budget, "You can actually see the boom mic!" kind of bad.
Street Fighter - While it may by tied with Super Mario Bros. for the worst non-Boll video game film in existance, it's just so stupid and over the top that I can't hate it. From Raul Julia's ridiculous performance as M. Bison (wouldn't be surprised if this role had a hand in putting him in that coma), to the half-assed retconning of certain characters (Charlie is Blanka? Wha?), to the laughably bad dialogue ("Quick! Change the channel!" ), this movie treads the line between funny bad and painful bad. But the worst part is by far the idea that someone who stumbles over the English language on a regular basis like Van Damme ended up being cast as Guile.
Space Mutiny - Stolen Battlestar Galactica (no, not the current series) footage. A hero who screams like a girl several times throughout the film, despite being somewhat buff. A "love interest" that appears old enough to be the hero's mother. A villain who laughs in almost every scene. A group of psychic women who have little to do with the actual plot. A crew member who's murdered, only to be clearly visible at her work station in the next scene. A "thrilling" chase involving what are obviously poorly modified golf carts...do I really need to go on? Just make sure you watch the MST3K version, otherwise it's a painful, painful movie.
I'd add more, but this post is getting kind of long-winded.
Street Fighter - While it may by tied with Super Mario Bros. for the worst non-Boll video game film in existance, it's just so stupid and over the top that I can't hate it. From Raul Julia's ridiculous performance as M. Bison (wouldn't be surprised if this role had a hand in putting him in that coma), to the half-assed retconning of certain characters (Charlie is Blanka? Wha?), to the laughably bad dialogue ("Quick! Change the channel!" ), this movie treads the line between funny bad and painful bad. But the worst part is by far the idea that someone who stumbles over the English language on a regular basis like Van Damme ended up being cast as Guile.
Space Mutiny - Stolen Battlestar Galactica (no, not the current series) footage. A hero who screams like a girl several times throughout the film, despite being somewhat buff. A "love interest" that appears old enough to be the hero's mother. A villain who laughs in almost every scene. A group of psychic women who have little to do with the actual plot. A crew member who's murdered, only to be clearly visible at her work station in the next scene. A "thrilling" chase involving what are obviously poorly modified golf carts...do I really need to go on? Just make sure you watch the MST3K version, otherwise it's a painful, painful movie.
I'd add more, but this post is getting kind of long-winded.
