Fire the person above you

[Yakamaru]

Similar to "Ban the person above you", you just fired the person who posted above you. Why did they get fired?

 

[ssaannttoo]

YOURE FIRED FOR BEING HOMO

 

[RamblingRenegade]

You're fired for being Negative Nancy

 

[Yakamaru]

Fired for saying "like that came outta the right ass". To your boss.

 

[Nexus Cabler]

Fired for taking all the mayonnaise in the Burger King restaurant and squirting it on the floor to make a "miracle whip and slide".

 

[ben909]

misunderstands prompt, gets flamethrower(pretty sure it won't kill nexus's character so its fine)

 

[TrixieFox]

misunderstands prompt, gets flamethrower(pretty sure it won't kill nexus's character so its fine)

gets a nuke and napalm...

 

[RamblingRenegade]

fired for disappearing for a while and making us wonder if you were ok

 

[TrixieFox]

fired for disappearing for a while and making us wonder if you were ok

fired for questioning my unstable mental health XD

 

[RamblingRenegade]

fired for questioning my unstable mental health XD

umm I wrote the book on being crazy.. got the t shirt Twice..LOL

 

[TrixieFox]

umm I wrote the book on being crazy.. got the t shirt Twice..LOL

I WROTE A NOVEL
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

 

[Sodasats20]

Fired because there can only be one writer on the forums

 

[TrixieFox]

Fired because there can only be one writer on the forums

fired for not understanding that that rule is fake

 

[Nexus Cabler]

Fired because you made a pact with a demon to get a promotion and now the entire office building is cursed. You got promoted, yes, but we've had three people walk out because their staplers came to life and bit them. We don't think you are an ideal member of our working team. You should apply elsewhere.

 

[Yakamaru]

Fired for not taking the L.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Fired for being a Richard Cranium

 

[Sodasats20]

fired because they wouldn’t work with coworkers they didn’t like

 

[ben909]

fired for flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin

 

[Yakamaru]

Fired for blasting Justin Bieber's "Baby" on the speakers, and then hacking the sound system to put it on repeat.

 

[Faustus]

Fired for posting satirical tweets about Elon Muskrat.

 

[Yakamaru]

Fired for making one too many Musky jokes.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Fired for trying to compete with my grumpiness

 

[Vanessa Howl]

Fired for not resecting my personal boundaries by refusing to touch my butt.

 

[Faustus]

Fired for taking the P out of respect.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Fired for not resecting my personal boundaries by refusing to touch my butt.

I'm supposed to touch your butt heckin confuzzled.. *fires self*