Flirt outrageously with the fur above you

[Deleted member 111470]

A saddle? Well hot damn, you can put it on me and mount me all you want

 

[ssaannttoo]

A saddle? Well hot damn, you can put it on me and mount me all you want

*Wesgies you up on a wall.*

*Sits in a chair.*

*Admires.*

 

[Deleted member 111470]

*Wesgies you up on a wall.*

*Sits in a chair.*

*Admires.*

That's... Not what I had in mind. But as long as I can help you feel good, I'm all for it

 

[ssaannttoo]

That's... Not what I had in mind. But as long as I can help you feel good, I'm all for it

*Shakes head.*

You never should have said that.

*Takes you down, drags you into another room.*

*All the people outside can hear are screams.*

 

[Deleted member 111470]

*Shakes head.*

You never should have said that.

*Takes you down, drags you into another room.*

*All the people outside can hear are screams.*

Oh my goodness, poor lil' ol' me, whatever shall I do?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh my goodness, poor lil' ol' me, whatever shall I do?

You're liking this arent you?

 

[Yakamaru]

Who wouldn't like it when you're involved?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

You're liking this arent you?

Oh yes I lo...

I mean oh no, it's sooo horrible please stooop

 

[Polaris]

Am I in heaven, because I see an angel.

(Yeah, that was so cheesy and overused and I apologise. Not)

 

[Yakamaru]

I would give up Monster if it meant being allowed to be with you from here on out.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You me, tub of ice cream and a blanket?

 

[Lyrule]

If that includes hot coco as well, I'm in.

 

[ssaannttoo]

If that includes hot coco as well, I'm in.

The more the merrier!

 

[Yakamaru]

Everything is merry with you around.

 

[Punji]

 

[Deleted member 134556]

 

[lenago]

Neat dragon, why don't we go to your place and have some "plug and play" fun?

 

[Yakamaru]

lenago? More like letsgoonadate.

Okay, that was terrible.

 

[Hiridor]

Yakamaru? More like Yakanaaarrrrooooooo.

Sue me

 

[Deleted member 111470]

We don't have to get to a lawsuit. I bet we can think of something else to settle the score with. Let's just go to that backroom so we can have some privacy...

 

[Yakamaru]

I will sue for some up and close intimacy, just the two of us.

 

[Punji]

You'll be bound by legal contract.

 

[Yakamaru]

There is no binding required.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ya know, I never really understood restraining orders. To me it sounds like I wanna wrap somebody up, and keep em in my basement, but really you wanna keep somebody far away. So I drafted this!

*Hands you paper with 'reestaning owoder' written in crayon.*

*It says 'fowoced 2 cuddle meh'.*

 

[Lyrule]

Forget the basement, how about we go somewhere else and have a good time.