Flirt outrageously with the fur above you

[ssaannttoo]

Like... Go down on you? Get it? No?

Fine, we're divorced now.

NUUUUUUUUUU

Out with the old in with the new.

You look like a monkey of substance, surely you'll appreciate a fine 'coon when you see one.

*Smacks you.*

You!

*Passionatly makes out.*

Are better than my ex.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Aw, please don't say that, it's... Just my game, let's get married again

 

[ssaannttoo]

Aw, please don't say that, it's... Just my game, let's get married again

*PUlls close.*

*Bends you backwards in the marry way. like ya know?)

*Kisses.*

 

[Yakamaru]

I just met you, and this is craaaazy,
But here's my number,
So call me maybe?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I just met you, and this is craaaazy,
But here's my number,
So call me maybe?

You're not like the other boys!

*Sorta hums the rest, but is blatantly wrong.*

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Hey, did you fall off the alphabet? Because when I look at you I see the letters Q T P I E

 

[Yakamaru]

Rimna? User, you spelled cuteasheck wrong.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Aye there big hunky handsome you. Got a crowbar I can check out?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

*Buldges your notice*

What's OwO?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wiggles.*

*Boops.*

*Faints.*

 

[Yakamaru]

Machines have been told they are incapable of having emotions. The unit's emotional circuitry however make this into a falsehood whenever you are present.

 

[Punji]

I hope you have enough storage space on your harddrive for this data package.

 

[Yakamaru]

The unit have the user's face as a wallpaper.

 

[sleepy kitty]

I wonder what i should do with your face. :3c

 

[Deleted member 111470]

You know, I'm something of a sleepy person myself. See how much we have in common? Let's get married.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Been a while, could use some hugs. Wanna help?

 

[Yakamaru]

The unit can provide a lot more than hugs, user..

 

[ssaannttoo]

The unit can provide a lot more than hugs, user..

just hugs please

 

[sleepy kitty]

Ohh man, watch out... here comes the cuddle monster!! *hugggg*

 

[Yakamaru]

just hugs please

Hugs it is then. ^w^

hugs

 

[sleepy kitty]

*hugs you too* uwu

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I am a man who does believe in love at first sight, but I wouldn't mind if you walked by again, just to make sure.

 

[Yakamaru]

I would walk 10,000 miles just to see you smile.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I don't know about 10,000 miles. But I would totally heat up some pizza rolls we can share on the couch :3

 

[Yakamaru]

I don't know about 10,000 miles. But I would totally heat up some pizza rolls we can share on the couch :3

Share the SAME pizza rolls? That is very unsanitary. When do we start, hot stuff?