FOR THE SAKE OF OUR SANITY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO "COME OUT" AS FURRY!

[Machine]

I told my friend about this thread, he's one of the people who think they need to "come out" so his reply was, "So? Just because a lot of people say it, doesn't make it important."

He'll learn one day...

Smack your friend upside the head, please.

 

[Willow]

Smack your friend upside the head, please.

Better yet, smack him in the balls with your fist

 

[RLR]

I've tried that actually (in the head anyways), many times, but he has issues.

I don't even know why I'm friends with him, he's 1. Stupid enough to think beign a furry is some big secret he should take to his grave. and 2. A complete ass hole to me.

My friend who's an "open" (lack of better word) furry and he has very few people who hate him (as far as I know), and only one is because of witty furry remarks he makes.

 

[Machine]

I've tried that actually (in the head anyways), many times, but he has issues.

I don't even know why I'm friends with him, he's 1. Stupid enough to think beign a furry is some big secret he should take to his grave. and 2. A complete ass hole to me.

My friend who's an "open" (lack of better word) furry and he has very few people who hate him (as far as I know), and only one is because of witty furry remarks he makes.

EDIT: lolviolence

Better yet, smack him in the balls with your fist

Lol.

 

[Nipples the Metroid]

Fact:
Viciously beating someone until they're reduced to a whimpering mess, curled up in the fetal position on the floor, is a good way to get a point across.

 

[Machine]

Fact:
Viciously beating someone until they're reduced to a whimpering mess, curled up in the fetal position on the floor, is a good way to get a point across.

Yeah.

 

[RLR]

Regardless of these issues, you should dropkick him then throw a brick at his balls. Or at least tell him (via megaphone to his ear) that furry isn't a lifestyle and he should quit it before he makes himself look like more of an idiot, which he clearly seems to be.

Lol.

Oh it gets better!

He thinks I'm a wannabe furry, he's never even HEARD of FA! I had to tell him about it! What kind of self respecting furry has never heard of FurAffinity?!

 

[Machine]

Oh it gets better!

He thinks I'm a wannabe furry, he's never even HEARD of FA! I had to tell him about it! What kind of self respecting furry has never heard of FurAffinity?!

...Wow.

Wannabe furry? That guy is dumber than a sack of hammers.

Is he going to join?

 

[Willow]

Oh it gets better!

He thinks I'm a wannabe furry, he's never even HEARD of FA! I had to tell him about it! What kind of self respecting furry has never heard of FurAffinity?!

There are a lot..

 

[RLR]

The fact of the matter was that he thinks I'm a wannabe furry... Someone just needs to hit him, it would do him some good.

And I'm hoping he doesn't join actually, he's an ass hole.

 

[Machine]

The fact of the matter was that he thinks I'm a wannabe furry... Someone just needs to hit him, it would do him some good.

And I'm hoping he doesn't join actually, he's an ass hole.

Depending how he'd act in this place, he'd probably get himself flamed by the majority of FAF.

 

[RLR]

I just ended up "agreeing" with him that I'm a "wannabe furry" just to shut him up.

Well he's an ass hole in general, and he knows it. Problem is that he refuses to do anything about it.

 

[mapdark]

Wannabe furry? the hell ? -_-;;

He talks about it like you have to get some sort of permission to be one.

It's not some kind of cult where you have to be ordained or something.

 

[RainLyre]

He talks about it like you have to get some sort of permission to be one.

It's not some kind of cult where you have to be ordained or something.

What are you talking about? To be a true furry you must dream of running/flying through the forest as your respected animal spirit, that which lurks within the darkest depths of your very soul. You must growl/murr in Denny's, walk on all fours to the bus station and give yourself a tongue bath in church. There are to be no circumstances where you betray your true animal nature. If anyone inquires about your strange behavior, tell them that you are really a fox/wolf/dragon inside, like beating off to anthro animals and all must not only be aware of this, but tolerant. Anyone that refuses to gives huggles or think you're cool is an instant furcist and you should whine incessantly about it. Start your own fur supremacy group today and get $5.00 off your next purchase of yams! Yams. Now that's a tune to which we can all dance. Wait, yams make music? Oh yeah, that's right. I hear Radiohead's next album will be played entirely with Yams. It's going to be awesome.

 

[RLR]

I have actually told kids I was a wolf disguised as a human

 

[bloodbirds]

I skipped most of the thread but it caught my eye and I need to respond :O

People feel the need to "come out" as a furry because it's a culture/interest that is heavily ridiculed and misunderstood. People feel they need to keep it to themselves or they will be disowned. It's a ridiculous concept but hey, people care what others think of them.

 

[south syde dobe]

I know this may sound crazy but...I'm a football fan D:

 

[bloodbirds]

lol, sex in jerseys is disgusting. Footfag.

 

[south syde dobe]

lol, sex in jerseys is disgusting. Footfag.

That's not nice ;^;

*BAWWWWWWS ALL OVER THE INTERNET*

:3

 

[Corwin Cross]

What are you talking about? To be a true furry you must dream of running/flying through the forest as your respected animal spirit, that which lurks within the darkest depths of your very soul. You must growl/murr in Denny's, walk on all fours to the bus station and give yourself a tongue bath in church. There are to be no circumstances where you betray your true animal nature. .

Yeah...my mundane friends do that all the time. Really.

 

[Nipples the Metroid]

What are you talking about? To be a true furry you must dream of running/flying through the forest as your respected animal spirit, that which lurks within the darkest depths of your very soul. You must growl/murr in Denny's, walk on all fours to the bus station and give yourself a tongue bath in church. There are to be no circumstances where you betray your true animal nature. If anyone inquires about your strange behavior, tell them that you are really a fox/wolf/dragon inside, like beating off to anthro animals and all must not only be aware of this, but tolerant. Anyone that refuses to gives huggles or think you're cool is an instant furcist and you should whine incessantly about it. Start your own fur supremacy group today and get $5.00 off your next purchase of yams! Yams. Now that's a tune to which we can all dance. Wait, yams make music? Oh yeah, that's right. I hear Radiohead's next album will be played entirely with Yams. It's going to be awesome.

This'd be kinda tricky for me.
For a while I was a Metroid, hence my name / avatar.
It wasn't a joke, either, it played out for about a year, longer than most of mine.
Should I latch onto people and slobber on their skulls?

 

[Nipples the Metroid]

Yeah.

 

[RainLyre]

This'd be kinda tricky for me.
For a while I was a Metroid, hence my name / avatar.
It wasn't a joke, either, it played out for about a year, longer than most of mine.
Should I latch onto people and slobber on their skulls?

Yes. Just go to a crowded place one day it do it to some random guy. You gotta keep people on their toes.

 

[Nipples the Metroid]

Yes. Just go to a crowded place one day it do it to some random guy. You gotta keep people on their toes.

Like putting my truck into low gear and following pedestrians into the mall?

 

[RainLyre]

Like putting my truck into low gear and following pedestrians into the mall?

Absolutely! Or running into a store and screaming at the top of your lungs "ARE YOU OPEN ON TUESDAYS?!". Once he says yes scream "THANK YOU!!!" and get on with your business.