Crayons Are Snacks
Where the heck am I?
The market continues onward as though nothing unusual has happened. No carnage, no disturbances, no scuffle.
Suddenly, a voice comes from up above:
"AHA! There you are you MORON!"
Before you even have time to look up to where the voice came from, an old man lands on Oliver, tackling him down to the floor and pinning him with a knee. He is incredibly strong despite his age, and there is an inferno in his eyes. He looks like the type of person you don't want to piss off.
Through gritted teeth he snarls,
"You thought you'd get away with it this time, eh? STUPID fool! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"
His weather-worn face is contorted in anger. He grabs Oliver's top and bottom jaws, yanking them apart almost too far to stretch.
"WHERE IS SHE? I SWEAR I'LL GUT YOU THIS TIME!"
What do you do?
Suddenly, a voice comes from up above:
"AHA! There you are you MORON!"
Before you even have time to look up to where the voice came from, an old man lands on Oliver, tackling him down to the floor and pinning him with a knee. He is incredibly strong despite his age, and there is an inferno in his eyes. He looks like the type of person you don't want to piss off.
Through gritted teeth he snarls,

His weather-worn face is contorted in anger. He grabs Oliver's top and bottom jaws, yanking them apart almost too far to stretch.

What do you do?