I snuck up behind the forum, wielding a an old crowbar, and began to bludgeon it over the head forcefully, making sure that it was dead only after it stopped twitching. I then hid the bloodied corpse of the forum in a trunk, drove it seventy miles west of the local mall, and disposed of the trunk in a ditch along the highway. I then proceded to cover the trunk in bits of refuse and shovelfuls of dirt and gravel.
I do not know what happened to the forum.